"Quotes" that were said during build season

[Cothron Theiss]

"I have more hopes and dreams for this cart than our actual robot!"

[plurp911]

After many hours of hard and tiring work cadding and ordering parts on super bowl Sunday, our mech lead uttered the following words:

"I take straight bathroom cleaner"

...enough said.

[IronicDeadBird]

"What did you do if you didn't sleep on the 10 hour bus ride back from the regional?"
"Eh, had some stuff to think about..."

[squad1706]

"You can't skeet the Skoat!", has become one of our new chants in the stands.

>Walks into CAD room
>CAD kid says, "Roads? What does that have to do with a car?"
>Immediately leaves CAD room forever

Me: Angrily demands, "Where's my Python PIL!?!?!!!?!?"
Programmer and Vision Guys: "Everything is written in Java..."
Me: "DID I ASK FOR YOUR OPINION!?!!?"

[maxnz]

Why doesn't the bedazzler go kachunga like a stapler?!?!?

Build and marketing team members trying to figure out our new bedazzler.

[Dr. Robot]

Student x: "I've started to judge the build quality, design, and effectiveness of the houses in my neighborhood based on the number of their address." (1678, 254, 971, 1671, 701...)

[squad1706]

Originally Posted by rlowe61

When a Student drops a large piece of aluminum, thus making a very loud noise, he/she is told...

"You found the Floor"

Our typical response to this for about 5 years has been, "Your dropped your lucky nickle!"

[Calvin Hartley]

During our scouting/pick list discussion, our drive coach said the following:

"Their drive team is kinda like a weather balloon, they just float around."

[jjeter]

At competition after trying to explain a snippet of code to our buisness mentor:
Mentor: "I find it so cute how you keep trying to explain it to me like you think I'll understand"

Me: "Why didn't we do X [much simpler way]"
Build Leader: "Don't ask questions!"

[frcguy]

"Come on! There's peanut butter all over this gear!"

[PeeDiddy]

Me: Can you hand me a battery?
Co-Driver: I already changed the battery.
Me: Just give it to me please.
Co-Driver: Why?
Me: So I can have a seat.

[IronicDeadBird]

Me: "You guys would know this if you read the rule book more but in case of a tie breaker, the last determining factor possible is actually swag."

[hotwheel326]

"Cheval for days!" When planning our attack for breaching the defenses and we want to tackle Cheval de Frise.

[MikePerreman]

mentor: "now, this isnt supposed to work, bu it should give us some valuable information..." 30 seconds later + a rock wall "HOLY $@#$@#$@#$@#, THAT WORKED"

me: jus another average day at the programming table.

[polytechnique]

After catching a pair of fingernails in a belt sander -

"Bishop (team mentor), I think I sanded off my fingertips."

"Well, what'd you do that for?"

--

"Maybe you could catch a ride to the convention center with Bishop."

"No. BISHOP RIDES ALONE."

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"Of course it doesn't work. That'd be too easy." - lots of times

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"It's not a Sawzall, remember. It's a Sawzmost."