CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #618

[EmileH]

We'll start the bidding on the 118 Empire shirt. Do I hear $20?

[JoshWilson]

NOW who has the bigger FIRST obsession, huh?

[Hitchhiker 42]

Oh no! He's missing teams 1, 2, 3, ... Every other of the 3000+ teams.

[GeeTwo]

But the one that got away was T-H-I-S big!

[bdaroz]

(Read as Morgan Freeman for best effect)

Here we see the mating ritual of the "driver", attempting to attract a mate by proudly displaying his plumage.

[cgmv123]

He's got nothing on Frank Merrick. Remember when they asked for T-shirts from teams for the kickoff video a few years ago? Those T-shirts now provide all of the carpeting in Frank's house.

[thatprogrammer]

Dylan not wearing safety glasses despite being in the dangerous environment of a driveway AND having valuable goods displayed publicly. Did world's teach him nothing???

[Al Skierkiewicz]

We have seen a lot of ways students try to get tie dye but this is a first. Collect every color and then wash them all together?

[DonRotolo]

I'm just so full of shirt...

[npoe]I see a Pi-o-neers shirt in there...:-)[/npoe]

[Thayer McCollum]

I have ALL OF THE COLORS! Except purple. Stupid purple...

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay on this! As you can imagine, it's been a week.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

We have seen a lot of ways students try to get tie dye but this is a first. Collect every color and then wash them all together?

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

When the washing machine goes out, you have to spread the clothes out on the ground and wait for rain.

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

I'm just so full of shirt...

Which means the scores are:

Taylor	180
EricH	163
GeeTwo	163
GaryVoshol	127
Wayne Doenges	127
cgmv123	124
efoote868	114
DonRotolo	92
dodar	89
M1KRONAUT	72
rsisk	60
thatprogrammer	53
Al Skierkiewicz	47
MARS_James	46
Sperkowsky	44
Kevin Leonard	24
Jim Wilks	24
Matthew1998	21
Hitchhiker 42	21
Ichlieberoboter	20
DohertyBilly	19
JoshWilson	18
mastachyra	16
EmileH	16
gixxy	11
rtfgnow	10
orangemoore	10
TGurlik	10
MaGiC_PiKaChU	9
Poseidon1671	7
Jacob Bendicksen	6
白巨人	6
The_ShamWOW88	6
IndySam	5
dubiousSwain	4
Bob Potts	4
logank013	4
bdaroz	4
bobjones227	3
Vale	2
Nick Lawrence	2
nickyflash	2
Rman1923	2
Ari423	2
AndyBare	2
nxtmonkeys	2
DSisk	2
Dibit1010	2
JacobD	2
George1902	2
kstl99	2
maxnz	2
qscgy	2
Poseidon5817	2
Thayer McCollum	2

Onward!