The FIRST Devil's Dictionary

[pabeekm]

Also, isn't that a bit off topic for this thread?

Off-topic (adj.): a state eventually reached by all CD threads. See Water Game Jokes. See Godwin's Law.

[EricH]

Originally Posted by pabeekm

Off-topic (adj.): a state eventually reached by all CD threads. See Water Game Jokes. See Godwin's Law.

Ya know, I don't think we've had to invoke Godwin's Law yet. And hopefully we don't have to.

Parkinson's Law, on the other hand...

[GaryVoshol]

Exit strategy (n): Something which does not exist for FIRST.

[GreyingJay]

Originally Posted by GaryVoshol

Exit strategy (n): Something which does not exist for FIRST.

Exit strategy (n): See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me6U_NBAf6g

[TheBoulderite]

Einstein Finals 3 (n.): The longest, most intense, and most high-energy two and a half minutes of your year.

[thatprogrammer]

Originally Posted by TheBoulderite

Einstein Finals 3 (n.): The longest, most intense, and most high-energy two and a half minutes of your year.

This is an old publication. Here is the corrected version: The longest, most intense, and most high-energy tie breaker of your year.