Hotel Horror Stories

[bethMonster]

we stayed in i think it was the ramada on katy freeway in Houston this year. they told us it was nice and right by the galleria... right. when gwen and i turned on our heating-cooling unit, it shot 2-foot purple flames, melting all its own wires! then they moved us to another room. the water ran brown, water gushed out of the mini-bar, we had to take $20 collateral to the front desk to make a calling card call, the floors were sticky, the keys didn't work, everything smelled bad, we were in an incredibly sketch neighborhood across the street from a half-abandoned strip mall, and we couldn't use the pool the whole time we were there because there were weird toxic chemicals. to top it off, a room for 4 was almost $300 a night and we were a good 45 minute ride from the stadium. w00t.