CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #630

[Golfer4646]

You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you...

THIS IS COTTON EYE JOE!

That's what I'm doing.

No, you're doing The Hokey Pokey!

!?!?... (Walks back to the stands in embarrassment.)

[EricH]

I draw the line at competition dance breaks when the dance breaks cross the line.

[stannenbaum7]

When you are forced to go up and dance during a competition and have no clue as to how to do said dance

[Wayne Doenges]

Dean Kamen says to put our best foot forward.
They guy on the right is still trying to decide which foot that is.

[cgmv123]

♪ To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right ♪
♪ To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left ♪
♪ Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick ♪
♪ Now walk it by yourself, now walk... ♪

Wait. No, that's not right. (Even though it's a much better song.)

[smitikshah]

This is what happens when you do

System.out.println("Cotton Eye Joe");

Java sure is a weird thing.

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay, everyone. When your mom and aunt come from 600 miles away for a couple days, some things slip!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Dean Kamen says to put our best foot forward.
They guy on the right is still trying to decide which foot that is.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by bdaroz

"Cotton Eye Joe?!? I thought this was Pokemon Go?"

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by rsisk

All right, who stepped in it? Everybody check your shoes.

Which means the scores are:

GaryVoshol	21
Wayne Doenges	21
EricH	20
GeeTwo	20
DonRotolo	16
dodar	16
bdaroz	15
efoote868	15
rsisk	14
cgmv123	13
JoshWilson	10
frcguy	10
smitikshah	10
JustinCAD	9
Sperkowsky	7
Karibou	6
Bkeeneykid	6
FiMFanatic	6
Golfer4646	5
Taylor	4
Hitchhiker 42	4
thatprogrammer	4
Dibit1010	4
EmileH	4
Gravity	2
IndySam	2
euhlmann	2
Daniel Vijay	2
Poseidon5817	2
stannenbaum7	2

Onward!