Defeat STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS!

[mastachyra]

This is a STEAMworks version of a thread I saw on a Chief Delphi last year titled "Defeat EVIL DEAN KAMEN!" It resulted in some funny posts, so I wanted to revamp it.

I am STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS! And I am here to destroy everything FIRST stands for and everything you hold dear as members of your precious "FRC". I will not stop until I am defeated, and even then, I will persist and continue enforcing my will beyond death in order to destroy the accursed FIRST once and for all.

Here's how the game works:
I, STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS, start out with 10,000 HP. You, as loyal members of FRC, must try to stop me using whatever gizmos and accoutrements you might have laying around in your creationarium. Every few attacks, I (as STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS), will retaliate with an assortment of anti-FRC attacks. I will keep a running counter of my current health and, once my health reaches 0, I will be defeated, at which point the game we can all go back to our boring lives waiting for STEAMworks to be revealed.
Be warned that since I am the embodiment of WOODIE FLOWERS, only STEAMPUNK, I have all of WOODIE FLOWERS'S, godlike powers, and will not hesitate to use them in order to destroy FIRST for good.
Also, once an attack has been used once, it cannot be used again for the duration of the game.
Let the battle..
BEGIN!

STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS HEALTH: 10,000 HP