Defeat STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS!

[mastachyra]

Commence Round 2!

Eric H suggests damage multipliers for long breaks in the action. Challenge accepted! Double-point attacks and repairs it is!

Plastic Punishment makes another 1500 points worth of damage.
Health = 6,800
Circulation Correction makes another 1000 point repair.
Health = 7,800

EricH issues a T6 Red Card to STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS for uncivil behavior. His whole team is disqualified from play!
Disqualifying Disgrace = -500 HP
Health = 7,300

FrankJ's description of the Woodie Flowers Award debacle leads to STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS spending all his time reading WFA nomination essays. He turns up the steam engines power to help work through the essays. He uses up much of his power on this task.
Nomination Inundation = -900 HP
Health = 6,400

bobbysq unleashes the fury of build-season weather upon STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS. Joint lubricants increase viscosity and he moves a little slower. Round three attacks will take a 1.2x bonus.

Ryan_Todd swaps a hip joint gear for a 3D printed version. STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS is totally unaware for the time being...

STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS is amused with your puny attacks. He has created a top hat with retractable laser biopticles. 100W lasers shoot out and cut your tools in half. No metal parts used in the next round!

STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS is in bad shape after this round. moving slowly and under low power, he awaits your attempts as revenge!


Health = 6,400

[EricH]

I hire the GDC to deploy the dreaded WATER GAME!!! SWF has to go through the water, which puts a bit of a damper on his fires (which generate his steam)!

[FrankJ]

To compensate for the water game SWF turns his boilers up to full power. Never understanding the difference between enthalpy and entropy, he starts to dissolve into randomness.

[Ryan_Todd]

With my trusty 3D printer cut in half, I am unable to fabricate any new objects out of plastic.

Desperate, I resort to filling a jumbo squirt gun with industrial-strength degreaser!

I then use my squirt gun to completely douse STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS with degreaser, even as he attempts to escape from the dreaded WATER GAME.

This allows water to penetrate STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS's various moving parts, leading to increased FRICTION, WEAR and TEAR, and CORROSION!

[ctt956]

If non-tool items containing metal are still allowed, I put an oil and water separator in SWF's steam supply line.

If the separator was destroyed by top hat lasers, I place a large piece of Glasliner Fiberglass Reinforced Plastic in his path, with a pit of Orbit Balls at the end.