Defeat STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS!

[FrankJ]

To compensate for the water game SWF turns his boilers up to full power. Never understanding the difference between enthalpy and entropy, he starts to dissolve into randomness.

[Ryan_Todd]

With my trusty 3D printer cut in half, I am unable to fabricate any new objects out of plastic.

Desperate, I resort to filling a jumbo squirt gun with industrial-strength degreaser!

I then use my squirt gun to completely douse STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS with degreaser, even as he attempts to escape from the dreaded WATER GAME.

This allows water to penetrate STEAMPUNK WOODIE FLOWERS's various moving parts, leading to increased FRICTION, WEAR and TEAR, and CORROSION!

[ctt956]

If non-tool items containing metal are still allowed, I put an oil and water separator in SWF's steam supply line.

If the separator was destroyed by top hat lasers, I place a large piece of Glasliner Fiberglass Reinforced Plastic in his path, with a pit of Orbit Balls at the end.