CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #639

[cgmv123]

They were going to go to an NFL game for their first date, but the robot couldn't step through the metal detector without setting it off.

[ctt956]

Guy behind the robot: "Are you sure the master link is still inside that tube?"
Kristen: "I think so...but be quiet and shake the robot again so I can be sure."

[Billfred]

Sorry for the delay--SCRIW preparation is a thing!

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by DonRotolo

"There are five teams with robots. One has omni wheels. Two have pivoting arms. One has a wheel with a flat spot on it. The battery is low in another. The cart of the last team is playing music. Another has a Spike with a blown fuse. And two are green."

"You can tell that just by listening to the robot?"

"No, they just ran over me..."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by efoote868

Shhh shhh shhh! It's OK robot, you're not overweight anymore. I promise we won't hurt you. That's right robot, it's ok. Now can I get you to find the vision tetra?

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by Karibou

"If you listen closely, you can hear the sobbing of the freshmen we sent looking for flux capacitors seven weeks ago. They're still looking."

Which means the scores are:

GeeTwo	65
EricH	58
bdaroz	45
GaryVoshol	42
DonRotolo	40
Wayne Doenges	40
cgmv123	39
efoote868	36
frcguy	33
dodar	26
Hitchhiker 42	20
Sperkowsky	19
rsisk	18
JustinCAD	16
Bkeeneykid	15
Golfer4646	14
JoshWilson	12
FiMFanatic	11
mastachyra	10
smitikshah	10
Karibou	9
thatprogrammer	8
EmileH	8
WinterPoet	7
Gravity	6
ctt956	6
logank013	6
Taylor	4
Dibit1010	4
IndySam	2
euhlmann	2
Daniel Vijay	2
Poseidon5817	2
stannenbaum7	2
niklas674	2
edesirim	2
RyanN	2
Al Skierkiewicz	2
Zealii	2
Pooja Anil	2
gcgeobuff	2

Onward!