CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #647

[cgmv123]

They're actually strong enough that they can bend the metal into shape with their bare hands.

[GeeTwo]

Long before mentoring Team Spectrum, a young Allen Gregory IV participates in an experiment to determine whether a 1/2" drill bit or a water spray bottle is more damaging to robots, and how much defense a plastic garbage bag can be.

[NPOE]Did it really take 8+ years and a photo caption contest before someone noticed that he started a second account? What's the statute of limitations on a second account?[/NPOE]

[AllenGregoryIV]

Wow, never thought this would be brought up again. I think that was at least 6 hours of drilling 1/2" holes into steel sprockets while mounted on the robot.

This is one of my favorite "back in my day stories", kids these days, with their fancy aluminum sprockets, don't know how good they have it.

[Pooja Anil]

Are you sure we need another hole?It's more holey than swiss cheese! Yes, I do know that's the reason we call it that. But I'm still up for asking the programmers to lighten their code again

[ctt956]

Drill here.
Drill now.







Weigh less.

[gcgeobuff]

(If robots could think....)
"I think I'm going through what these humans call 'extreme weight loss.'"

[Wayne Doenges]

Don't be alarmed, this is only a drill.

[DonRotolo]

OK guys, the robot's overweight. You know the drill.

[Billfred]

Wait, what is this, Monday?

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by efoote868

Robot: Hey Mr. Drill Press, what's up?
Drill Press: Modification.
Robot: What do you mean modification?
Drill Press: Modification.
Robot: Wait, why are you ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Drill Press: Modification.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Pooja Anil

Are you sure we need another hole?It's more holey than swiss cheese! Yes, I do know that's the reason we call it that. But I'm still up for asking the programmers to lighten their code again

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by AllenGregoryIV

This is one of my favorite "back in my day stories", kids these days, with their fancy aluminum sprockets, don't know how good they have it.

Which means the scores are:

GeeTwo	81
EricH	77
efoote868	74
DonRotolo	70
bdaroz	67
GaryVoshol	66
cgmv123	66
Wayne Doenges	59
Bkeeneykid	42
frcguy	41
Hitchhiker 42	37
dodar	28
JustinCAD	24
ctt956	21
rsisk	20
Pooja Anil	19
Sperkowsky	19
mastachyra	18
Golfer4646	17
FiMFanatic	15
logank013	14
JoshWilson	12
smitikshah	10
gcgeobuff	10
Karibou	9
Gravity	8
thatprogrammer	8
EmileH	8
Zealii	8
WinterPoet	7
Cothron Theiss	6
Taylor	4
Dibit1010	4
euhlmann	4
Richard Wallace	3
AllenGregoryIV	3
IndySam	2
Daniel Vijay	2
Poseidon5817	2
stannenbaum7	2
niklas674	2
edesirim	2
RyanN	2
Al Skierkiewicz	2
Ringo5tarr	2
snoman	2

Onward!