CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #650

[Billfred]

Holy crap, we've done 650 of these?!

The scores after the last round:

GeeTwo	88
EricH	82
GaryVoshol	78
efoote868	78
DonRotolo	74
bdaroz	72
cgmv123	70
Wayne Doenges	63
Bkeeneykid	52
Hitchhiker 42	44
frcguy	41
dodar	28
ctt956	25
JustinCAD	24
rsisk	22
Pooja Anil	21
mastachyra	20
Sperkowsky	19
Golfer4646	17
FiMFanatic	15
logank013	14
JoshWilson	12
smitikshah	10
Zealii	10
gcgeobuff	10
Karibou	9
Gravity	8
thatprogrammer	8
EmileH	8
Cothron Theiss	8
WinterPoet	7
Ringo5tarr	6
Taylor	4
Dibit1010	4
euhlmann	4
snoman	4
Richard Wallace	3
AllenGregoryIV	3
IndySam	2
Daniel Vijay	2
Poseidon5817	2
stannenbaum7	2
niklas674	2
edesirim	2
RyanN	2
Al Skierkiewicz	2
Sparky Jell-0	2

The rules, for the newbies.

And the picture:

https://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/43242

As always, the deadline is nominally Sunday at midnight Eastern. (I'll be flying back to Kokomo on Monday after a few days in South Carolina, so there may be a day's delay in judging.)

Go!

[niklas674]

I'm going to rock your world with this song. Queue air shooter.

[EricH]

This is my new method for cleaning the shop. It's still under development, but I would really hate to have to use the brooms again.

[Cothron Theiss]

Say hello to my little friend!

EDIT - Sniped by just one minute!

[snoman]

Sorry Chris those pants are way to tight to be that close to a welding booth.

[GeeTwo]

And this is the battering ram we're going to use to damage the defenses and weaken the tower. (whispers from behind) What? Really? (sigh) Let me see the glossary...

[frcguy]

Armed and dangerous

[efoote868]

Prototype shooter? No, this is my pit chair. I don't know where your shooter is.

[Bkeeneykid]

What do you mean we have to put in on the robot? I want to just go out on the field myself!

[bdaroz]

Oh, this? Well, the motors drew too much power, the chain was too heavy, the blades were some alleged "safety" issue, and they said I couldn't wear the old hockey mask because it obstructed my vision. So we turned it into a shooter.

[Hitchhiker 42]

Little do we know that the robot part's name is Chris and the person Chris is just a great basketball (Stronghold?) player.

[ctt956]

"This isn't going to work on the robot? [pause] Do we have a way to sharpen chain?"

[GaryVoshol]

"I got the idea from watching everyone shovel snow. I thought it was fun the first couple of times I did it. Little did I know how much snow Ottawa County gets! That's why I'm moving back South."

[Wayne Doenges]

Talk softly and carry a big......whatever this is.

[DonRotolo]

"This is our 50 caliber shooting arm."
"Where's the barrel?"
"Um, over there, I think it's full of random bolts and stuff. And I think it's just a bucket. "


(Npoe)omg 650(/npoe)