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Jokes of the FRC 2017 Steamworks Season

Exactly what it says in the title: Steamworks Jokes. I have heard some here and there and I bet most of you as well, some even contributed. Feel free to share your team's cringy, hilarious, dark, clever, sarcastic, non-sequitur, and punny jests that you happened to overhear or better yet, made yourself.
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Bring the PRESSURE to this conversation. What it BOILS down to is how many puns you can fit in a sentence.

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We're gearing up to get this project off the ground..
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Re: Jokes of the FRC 2017 Steamworks Season

Them: "I think the most dangerous thing at competitions this year will be being a human player in those airships."

Me: "You obviously haven't seen autonomous testing."
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Re: Jokes of the FRC 2017 Steamworks Season

Welcome to the STEAMPOWER and the STEAMPOWER game: STEAMPOWER STEAMPOWER! Two STEAMPOWER clubs, STEAMPOWER of three STEAMPOWER each, prepare for a STEAMPOWER airship STEAMPOWER!
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Re: Jokes of the FRC 2017 Steamworks Season

When they first showed Professor Elemental on screen at kickoff, my teammate leaned over to me and said, "Is this the guy they got to replace will.i.am?"
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Re: Jokes of the FRC 2017 Steamworks Season

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LOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOL. That was one funny joke. Good job VladIsFox. It's funny because its true. I did that to my grandma the other day loooool. You're sooooo funny!
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Re: Jokes of the FRC 2017 Steamworks Season

[steampower intensifies]
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Re: Jokes of the FRC 2017 Steamworks Season

(wonder pets themesong plays) whats gonna work steam-work, whats gonna work steam-works
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Welcome to the STEAMPOWER and the STEAMPOWER game: STEAMPOWER STEAMPOWER! Two STEAMPOWER clubs, STEAMPOWER of three STEAMPOWER each, prepare for a STEAMPOWER airship STEAMPOWER!
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Welcome to the STEAM and the POWER game: FULL STEAM AHEAD! Two REEEEECYCLE clubs, BEAUTIFUL MACHINES LIKE THIS of three DANNY DOWNERS each, prepare for a WATER GAME airship NO, I MEAN AIRBORNE!
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Re: Jokes of the FRC 2017 Steamworks Season

3rd day of week 2

Coach: "We're quite behind schedule at this point, we're going to need to pick up the pace tomorrow."

Me: "Actually, we're ahead of schedule, we're regretting things way sooner than previous years!"
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