Who will be the Ultimate Pool Fighter?

[Kristina]

The folks from tigerbolt proudly invite you all to join in on the first Pool fighting championships not-for-money-betting-game.

This year's contenders...
-He's your favorite guy in Hawaiian Print, reigning from team 25 in New Jersey...Big Mike <cheer>
-Full of intimidation and strategy, he balances FIRST with the crazy college scene at Clarkson...Johnny V-Neun <cheer>
-The man, the myth, the legendary mentor, Woodie Flowers award winner, and farmboy from Kokomo...Andy Baker <cheer>

Who will be the last man standing in the water? Place your votes now and tell us why.

[Mike Schroeder]

i float like a bule whale sting like a shark... who am i kidding i have more jiggle than a jello mold

[George1902]

Bah! Come down to my stomping grounds if you want some real competition! I'll grind all three of them into dust!

To the Hawaiian Boy: You need to go "lei" in the shallow end while the grown-ups fight this out, brother!

To the Clarkson Coyote: They're gonna be calling you "Kelly Clarkson" when they hear you screaming like that girl from American Idol!!

And to the Kokomo Klown: I've tipped plenty of cows in my day, brother, and I'm sure you'll be another pushover!

So come down to Orlando, FL and we'll have a Royal Rumble water-style! Oh, and bring your floaties, ladies!!

[JVN]

Bigger they are, the harder they fall.
I'm gonna show that behemoth from New Jersey exactly how we do things up in New York. I mean, "Big" Mike... you overcompensating for something?

Mike, step into the pool, and feel the pain!

I've heard a rumor that the Techno-kitten is too scaredy cat to come in the pool and play with the big dogs.

Georgie-porgie seems to have lost his way, and stumbled into something he can't handle! You're not a part of this little bout... so why don't you stay down in Florida and eat your canned meat... Let us know when you've mastered the kiddie pool!

[Matt Attallah]

Just be glad that I won't be there.

I don't talk smack on here like you all do - it shows that you are trying to create "FE" or False Enthusiasm. Keep your talk - just do the stuff in the pool.

Quit talkin and just be glad that I'm not there. I'd show all of you how to correctly fight - pool style!

:edit:

For the vote - I choose Andy. Sure - "Big" is bigger over Andy - but Andy isn't a small guy and he has that engineering mind that will just go crazy when he needs to.

Rember - Engineers are a totaly different breed than the "normal" humans!

[EddieMcD]

::puts on best Road dogg impression::

Llllllllllllladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Tigerbolt proudly brings to you, the soon to be, tag-team champions of the worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrllldddddd......

::America by Santana & P.O.D. plays and the crowd cheers::

This following contest is scheduled for one-fall, and is for the Ultimate Pool Fighter tag-team championships. Introducing first, making his way down the aisle, barring no affiliation, weighing in at one hundred and ninety-six pounds at a height of five foot three, from Newport Rhode Island, please welcome: "Electric" Eddie McDonnell.

Any takers to be my partner? Oh, and can we have a women's division as well?

::ducks just in time to avoid the squeaky hammer of doom::

[Ken Leung]

I've beaten Andy at sumo wrestling once. He is not too strong ;P.

I will put my vote on John. Go college student!

[Jeff Rodriguez]

If you're gonna do tag team, do chicken fights.

I'm real good at that, i just need a strong bottom.

[Amanda Morrison]

Originally posted by EddieMcD
Oh, and can we have a women's division as well?

I'm game for a women's division. That is, if there are any other takers, or if they are too intimidated. Bring it on.

Also, I vote women's division because I don't think that any of the three challengers could even come close. A slaughter is no fun, now is it?

Womens Division Match


Amanda Morrison
Vs
461's own Molly Menges
Vs
Clark Gilbert j/k

nah actually since Clark can't compete in this match for obvious reasons, add in the uh [insert adjective describing her here] Erin Rapacki

This shall take place at IRI with special guest referees, Kyle Gilbert and Danger D.J.!

[Amanda Morrison]

So the winner of the Women's Division takes on the winner of the Men's Division?

Watch out boys, you're gonna get it!

Maybe we should throw a Gilbert vs. Gilbert match in there, too, just for kicks. From what I hear, Clark can take Kyle, and there's video proof...

[JVN]

Originally posted by Amanda Morrison
So the winner of the Women's Division takes on the winner of the Men's Division?

Watch out boys, you're gonna get it!

Hmmm...
So let me get this straight... the winner gets a chance to wrestle with a girl in a bathing suit? Umm... I think I can already feel my girlfriend's foot kicking me squarely in the....ummm yeah.
I'll pass...

Mike, the girl's division is all you! (watch out for HS girls, that could be a problem).

[Patrick Duffy]

Well, if it was mixed division chicken fighting, I would reign champ, I havent lost yet :-p. Chicken fighting is just aobut the best pool game ever created.

[FotoPlasma]

Wait.

So, are we playing 8 Ball or what? This is pool, right?

[EddieMcD]

::busts out cue stick and playing cards::

So, here is our card currently:

Opening fight: Ultimate Twin Battle- Clark Gilbert vs. Kyle Gilbert
Undercard: Open
Mid card #1: Open
Mid card #2: Open
Mid card #3: Open
Upper card #1: Women's Division Championship- Amanda Morrison vs. Molly Menges vs. Erin Rapacki w/ special guest referee Danger DJ
Upper card #2: Tag Team Championship- "Electric" Eddie McDonnell & ? vs. ? & ?
Main Event: Ultimate Pool Fighter World Championship- Big Mike vs. Johnny V vs. Andy "The Brain" Baker

We should do this...