Who will be the Ultimate Pool Fighter?

[Joel J]

*cough*eh hum..*/cough*

Here is an idea..

Battle of the Giants: In this world class round "Big Mike" will be pit against ChiefDelphi.com's resident webmaster, Brandon Martus. Thats right folks, he will be attending the IRI. A match of colossal proportions (literally), this should leave all spectators drenched in water from the sheer size of the "cannonballs" created by these two fighters. Oh, and what if they double-team? The horror .

Anyway, enough with the failed tagline.. this match would be awesome .

...and yes, I would pay to see this .

[EddieMcD]

Well, Mike's already on the card in the main event. On the plus side, we're CD's people. That means we can pit Brandon against whomever we want.

[Erin Rapacki]

I can take on Brandon

[Brandon Martus]

Hey now! Don't make me close this thread!

Um...

..I can't swim?

uh..

I have a bad back?

ummmm..

I have .. .. Ablutophobia .. err no, thats not it .. uh ... Potamophobia?

err....

I don't even know what hotel I'm staying at... hmm..

heh

[Mike Schroeder]

now that i think about it, i need a little warm up match, to make sure i am in good shape, to beat the old men, so how about Big Mike Vs. DJ Fluck, Clark Gilbert &Kyle Gilbert

[Dave_222]

No worries Eddie you have found your partner all i have to do now is convince my team to stay at the omni and find us some opponents.

Originally posted by "Big Mike"
now that i think about it, i need a little warm up match, to make sure i am in good shape, to beat the old men, so how about Big Mike Vs. Dj, Clakr Gilbert &Kyle Gilbert

Sorry Mike, due to the fact that we will be pretty short on time, everyone is limited to one match. Kyle Vs Clark is already a match, and I am a referee and Im sure ill have my hands full....trust me you will need all the energy you can use to do your match.

[Andy Baker]

I am just hoping that this thread will go away. I plan on staying far away from pools during the IRI.

These youngsters would demolish me. I am an out-of-shape, has-been wrestler. Can I throw in the towel?

Andy B.

[Mike Schroeder]

Originally posted by Andy Baker
I am just hoping that this thread will go away. I plan on staying far away from pools during the IRI.

These youngsters would demolish me. I am an out-of-shape, has-been wrestler. Can I throw in the towel?

Andy B.

Aww say it aint so Andy, comeone look all these poeple think you can do it... give it a try... i'll go easy on ya

[EddieMcD]

Originally posted by D.J. Fluck
Sorry Mike, due to the fact that we will be pretty short on time, everyone is limited to one match. Kyle Vs Clark is already a match, and I am a referee and Im sure ill have my hands full....trust me you will need all the energy you can use to do your match.

Yeah, only one match per person on a card. You know, so no one tires out on us. We can't have a main-event where one of the participants is half dead.

Updated card:

Opening fight: Ultimate Twin Battle- Clark Gilbert vs. Kyle Gilbert
Undercard: Brandon Martus vs. ?
Mid card #1: Open
Mid card #2: Open
Mid card #3: Open
Upper card #1: Women's Division Championship- Amanda Morrison vs. "Triple M" Miss Molly Menges vs. Erin Rapacki w/ special guest referee Danger DJ
Upper card #2: Tag Team Championship- "Electric" Eddie McDonnell & Dave Kronyak vs. ? & ?
Main Event: Ultimate Pool Fighter World Championship- Big Mike vs. Johnny V vs. Andy "The Brain" Baker

So are we actually going to do this somewhere?

[Brandon Martus]

Originally posted by EddieMcD

Undercard: Brandon Martus vs. ?

hey! don't I get a neat nick name?

I propose: Brandon 'No-Show' Martus!

BAH BAH BHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/dramatic_music]

[EddieMcD]

Come up with something better than "No Show" then.

[Matt Attallah]

Brandon - I'd take you on if I was going to IRI...

(I'd be a no-show too! LOL! )

[Amanda Morrison]

Mwahaha.

Such an innocent little thread, and now even Brandon is roped in.

Anyone proposing Andy vs. Brandon?

And I wish I had a cool name too! Blah.

[Brandon Martus]

Originally posted by EddieMcD

Upper card #2: Tag Team Championship- "Electric" Eddie McDonnell & Dave Kronyak vs. ? & ?

So how exactly is the 'Electric' and the 'water' going to work?
Doesn't that slightly give you an unfair advantage over those of us who would .... die?