Favorite Teacher Quotes

[robot180]

I had a teacher last year that was great, but he said a bunch of funny stuff. His name is Dr. Malhan. Since it is a bit rare to have a teacher with a phD, at least in Florida, we all called him Doc.

Doc said some funny things, a few of which I mentioned below. First, you must know that he is a Star Trek fan and drove tanks in the military during the Gulf War. He teachers web design, buisness managment, marketing, and internet commerce. (e-marketing and e-commerse) Here are some of his quotes:

"Guys...Guys...please...guys...no musical"
"What, please speak louder, I have tanker's ears." (from driving loud tanks)
"Please don't run around grabbing each other's forth point of contact"
"Wo! Wo! Guys! Guys! Ok, shields down...fazers on safe"
"Set the volume to 14 so it is loud enough to hear. 15 is way to high"
"I talk with my hands" (you have to see him talk to get this one)
"If you keep this up, you'll have less hair on your head than I do" (he is bold)
"Oh...that was a joke...laugh...ha ha"

I can't remember some of the other famous ones.