Timeline, The Book

[jonathan lall]

Having seen the movie, I'm not inclined to read the book, even though I've heard only good things about it. Aside from some idiotic and shallow characters (Chris Hughes, the Professor, the Physicist/Archaeologist, the Marines), which are to be expected in a movie based on a book, there are a few errors that are so painful to listen to in terms of the science in the movie, and the time-travel premise. Also, the acting is pretty mediocre and the characters don't have any consistent traits. Battle cinematography is pretty neat, but the rest of it was bad.

What got me the most was probably the huge errors made. A few examples are how the lady is hanged and is shown to be the lover of Mr. One Ear (the Scottish guy) in the same piece of history. There are also huge cause and effect problems; they smash through the wall only because they knew they did it in the past from seeing it in their present (I could ignore this if it were the only such error, because that's common to movies and shows with time-travel). At one point it says the DNA isn't put back together properly after too many times through the Discombobulator. Is that supposed to explain the 'slices' in people? Apparently everyone is converted to electrons, which by the way makes absolutely no sense. Maybe this is why they say the 'molecular level' referring to the electrons. Then that annoying physicist that hangs out with archaeologists exclaims something like, 'That's impossible, you would need a quantum computer to do that.' And then later, Hughes interrupts him and says something like, 'Whatever, I don't care about the science. I just want my father back.' Aaaaaaaaaagh! You know, if they decided to explain the whole thing to make it believable to people with half a brain, I could at least enjoy that part. If they opted to not explain anything, then I would be fine with that, but they did something in between and made really bad stuff up. Bad decision.

There are also a huge number of innaccuracies in terms of the weapons and technologies of the times, according to a self-proclaimed expert that came along. But that I couldn't elaborate on.

Anyway, I might read the book, as it probably is good. The movie however, was about a 3 out of 10 (five being the average movie I'd go watch in the theatre). Sorry, but I would feel bad if any of you spent your hard-earned cash on this. And yes, I know this thread is about the book.