Merry Christmas to All

[Beth Sweet]

To monsieurcoffee the grinch,
Everyone knows that Santa travels through invisible Earth wormholes allowing him to slow time as he goes. The only reason that people refuse to understand things is because they refuse to look outside the box and be creative. I tend to enjoy using my own scientific theory. ahem... Figure out where you have to start and what end result you want, from there, all you have to fill in is the middle. So, if the end result is Santa getting to each house in one night and eating cookies, isn't it completely possible that he slows down time using that theory that says time slows around large masses and due to the excessive amount of cookies and milk, I would definately say that would make him a large mass, and so he can, in all reality, accomplish the task at hand. Anything is possible, miracles take more time.
~Bethy~
P.S. I was joking about the whole grinch thing... Please don't be angry....