Top 10!

[Pat Roche]

"No..no..wait..."
"You didn't!?!?!"
"Well...our robot has found religeon."
"Has anybody seen the 1/4 inch drill bit?"
"If only we had another week...."

My personal favorite...

"Uh...oops....musta been a freshman."

-Pat

[ngreen]

"You HAVEN'T finished soldering the anti-gravity chip"

[Crop-Circles]

"Uh...should it be glowing?" (Drill Bit)
"Why is that open?!" (Drill Transmition)
"You STILL haven't learned C?" (Programming)
"Can't talk. Bulid season." (To teachers who assign homework during build season)
"It didn't weigh that much yesterday!" (Take a wild guess)

[Wetzel]

1. "Oops"
2. "Crap"
3. "Kyle! You broke it again"
4. "It's Kyles fault"
5. "Blame Alex"
6. "Blame Kyle"
7. "ooo shiny"
8. "That wasn't suppost to happen"
9. "Who wants to go in on a pizza?"
10. "I think I saw it move!"

[Aignam]

Rookie programer turns practice mechanism on.
Practice mechanism spins in circles, reverses, and spins in circles some more.
Rookie Programmer: That's not possible. But...I didn't tell it to...what the..wow...weird.
Advisor: This is going to be a long season.

[briholton]

"Hey Gil, go get the file grease, Fred has it downstairs.

oh, he's out, ok, get his metric adjustable wrench then ...."

sorry Gil......

[tkwetzel]

"why did you bore these out?" *time to order new parts
"turn it off"
"that's not supposed to move"
"why aren't you hacksawing"
"why don't we ever order hubless gears and sprockets?" *most of the time spent building our gearboxes is spent removing hubs from the gears

[Heretic121]

"can we ride on the segway now??"
"stop letting those balls bounce around"
"what does this thing do?"
"Where is the Diet Coke i was promised?"
"are we done yet? are we dont yet?'NO!' ok... are we done yet"

*most likely more to come at a later date*

[DCat]

- You want it done by when???

- Hold on there brother Louie.

- What time is it? That can't be right?

- Are you sure that goes there.

And the cell phone rings -"You need to get home"

The week is getting fun!!!!

Good Luck to ALL.

[Ricky Q.]

"Will SOMEBODY label the twin robots DIFFERENTLY, we need to keep this straight!"

"How is your ball grabbers coming?"

"Well lets see here, we only went over our 60 paid machining hours by 60 hours, thats only 100%", they won't mind"

[pras870]

"Evan, that's a left handed hacksaw.... <laughter>"

"Yes, paint that nut with the RED nail polish"

"Ohhhhhhh, so THAT's how those work..."

[Amanda M]

Ahh... here we go

me to Sven- "Get that pneumatic cylinder out of my ear!"

Me to Solex "You wanna fight?" (Referring, of course, to the wonderful game we have created to practice for human player. It's like horse, only you spell fight instead..)

So far my favorite is something I've had to say to a rookie student:

"MY NAME IS D.J.!! NOT A.J., NOT C.J. NOT R.J., D.J.!!!"

"I know, but its fun to not call you the right name, R.J."

so I started calling the kid Cleatus until he gets my name right.

[The Lucas]

-Its finally built, now lets take it apart to weld and paint it

-It's OK, that part only broke because our motors are so strong

-We can just use last years gyro ... wait ... now we can't.

-Why didn't the kit just come with 4 pneumatic Skyway wheels?

-Warning: Call of function without prototype, Why should I care?

-Linker Error ... Stupid compiler!

-Brian, why do we have to reload the code everytime we turn the bot off?

-Stop calling me Alan! I'm Brian!

-This program is too big for a floppy. Our State-of-The-Art data backup system has failed us.

-It's like they purposely put all the Otaku's (anime fans) on the programming team. No good can come of this.

[computhief263]

my favorite lines from this season

"wheres the gravity punch?"
"wheres the tapmatic?"
"tapmatic is god!"
"tapmatic is so multi purpose it can even be used as a condiment"
"it wasnt my fault the tap went suicidal!"
"haas!!!, Thats NOT precision"
"are u sure thats wired right?" (sees magic smoke)
"BIGELOW" (nothing good comes up when thats said)
"Dan is NOT a responsible adult!, i dont care wut it says on the website"
"if it cant be fixed by ducttape,...it cant be fixed" (my personal favorite)