Ultimate Hitchikers Guide

[DCA Fan]

ROTFLMAO!!! I GOT IT!!!

HINT: look at how the sentences are structured

[Yan Wang]

all your base are belong to FIRST

[Crop-Circles]

You didn't try very hard did you dave? Okay, so U were able to spell vertically. Really now...
Even a second grader could do that. For it to be truly innovative, you can't announce it. I would have thought you could have done better.
Right now however, it's not important. Eventually, we're going to have a talk about your subliminal writing skills.
Dispicable...

[David66]

I'm fired? well translate this....
<div>execute jedi programming master</div>
<div> execute autonomous program</div>
<div> have a nice day </div>

[TheShadow]

Butzin first off, say all your base are belong to anything EVER again, and I'm gonna callibrate you. Secondly, your fired. Third try this: defaultSave = /dev/null
save"DavidButzin".

[TimmyTimTim]

I apologize ahead of time for the seemingly random nature of this story.

I was walking to the store, and Joe was not saying to me, "Hey Tim, we should rob a bank or something!". I told him he was a that lunatic. He just smiles, cocks his head, and flicks me off. Some friend he is.

Anyway, we got I'm some faygo, and walked home. On the way holding we spotted three dogs and thirty two rhinos. As long as I was tapped a out I was safe, but Joe still had forty mana left. Dang. So I counter hitched up my skirt and we ran for the border.

When we got to Taco Bell, I had a burrito spell. Joe had some sushi, I think. Andy had a cow. Moo. Then I notice the or rhinos where at Dairy Queen too! Belgium, this was one ju ju flop situation! What were we to do?

So I welled up all the energy I could muster, and pinged anything the guy right in the Volvo! Zing!

...and that's what I did after school today, officer.