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[jparkteach]

Things heard around Montclair Robotic's shop these past few weeks:

"Can we fill the tires with Helium?"

"Let's use the Head Mobile!!"

"Hey, those look like cup-holders."

"Can we do that?...(after an loud noise) oh, I guess we can't..."

"You've been at it for an hour!! Here, let me show you how's it's done... where's the hammer??"

"What time is it?? Can I borrow your cell phone?"

"Trust me... pillow foam and elmer's glue will work!"

"Which one is the IR sensor and which one is the beacon?"

"GOJO is awesome!"

I could go on forever but I have to get back to work!

[jparkteach]

"No, no... the other way!!"

"What was that??... That was cool... do that again!! Where's the camera?"

"What's the url for the usfirst.org website??"

I just thought of these and I posted them before I forget... OK, now... where's the Rotozip?

[Hinkel Y.]

After using a drillpress

Student #2: Is that drill bit hot?
Me: A bit... Harharhar...

[Aignam]

BMS Tradesman: Anthony, take off all of those bolts on the outside, we're goona cut half of the heads off to save weight.
Me: We're goona...wait, what?!
BMS Tradesman: Get the inside ones too.

[pauluffel]

"Ga! Fa! Sh! Da! Bloody! nnnngggggh!"
"It doesn't fit?"

"Where's the electrical tape that was on this splice?"
"There wasn't any..."
*Person 1 goes into shock*

"Dremel, Dremel, Dremel, Dremel, DREMEL, DREMEL, Dremel, Dremel;
Hacksaw Hack-saw!"

"Nathan, up for another HomeDepot run?"

"Which documents did you need? I'll go outside and see if I can pick up a wireless signal." (yes, we work in a log cabin with no internet access)

[psychoCHIPMUNKK]

"Smoke test time!" -refering to when we first power it up after wiring it

[Mike Heinowski]

"I'm a FREAKIN' mentor I can walk on FREAKIN' Water"

[Pierson]

Originally Posted by jparkteach

Things heard around Montclair Robotic's shop these past few weeks:

"Can we fill the tires with Helium?"

We have had a couple discussions on this in the past week... Just for the cool factor though... Cause we are under weight right now.

It was a good idea until one of our brilliant seniors explained that the helium molecules were smaller than the little holes in our wheels...

Oh well...

[Rich Wong]

Time: 2/20 12noon
a. You finished the CA submission?
b. Yes.
a. You put in the corrections?
b. Yes.
a. Great send it out...

Time: 2/20 2pm
a. was it sent out?
b. yes
a. no errors?
b. no
a. great! *happy*

Time: 2/30 6pm
a. Boy, I was worry about sending out that large CA file, luck there was no error. *happy*
b. It was no problem, the pdf file was small enough.
a. *cough* *cough* *cough* *CENSORED COMMENTS*

[Matt Adams]

Not a top ten, but definitely a #1 conversation...

Concerned Students: "Matt, I don't think that the aluminum shaft will hold up, I mean, there's a lot of torque on that component."

Me: "Boys and girls, that's not just aluminum, that's AIRCRAFT grade aluminum."

Concerned Students: "Oh, well, if it's aircraft grade, then I guess it's okay..."

Me: "And if you every are worried about anythings else holding up, just let me know so I can make you feel better by telling you that it's aircraft grade, and that it's used on the space shuttles..."

Good luck everybody!

Matt

[nic_radford]

(Drumroll please)

And the best quote heard during first -

(when asked a question that has a time associated with it)

"Was that AM or PM?"

[MikeDubreuil]

"I'm livin' the dream- building robots."

"Whateva, I do what I want!" in a Cartman like South Park voice

[Joe J.]

"The good thing about standerdizing our bolt size this year is if you need a nut bolt or washer one is probley lying with in arm's reach."

Refering to finding tools "We could just tie one tool to each Freshman then tie them all to the crate so they can wander off." "7/16 get over here now."

"I hope to h*** that was comming from the other vehicle bay" Upon hearing a very loud rumbling comming from the direction of two vehicle bays one of which our robot is sitting alone in.

"We can give other teams freshmen to cheer for them in exchange for spare parts"