Ultimate Hitchikers Guide

[TimmyTimTim]

I apologize ahead of time for the seemingly random nature of this story.

I was walking to the store, and Joe was not saying to me, "Hey Tim, we should rob a bank or something!". I told him he was a that lunatic. He just smiles, cocks his head, and flicks me off. Some friend he is.

Anyway, we got I'm some faygo, and walked home. On the way holding we spotted three dogs and thirty two rhinos. As long as I was tapped a out I was safe, but Joe still had forty mana left. Dang. So I counter hitched up my skirt and we ran for the border.

When we got to Taco Bell, I had a burrito spell. Joe had some sushi, I think. Andy had a cow. Moo. Then I notice the or rhinos where at Dairy Queen too! Belgium, this was one ju ju flop situation! What were we to do?

So I welled up all the energy I could muster, and pinged anything the guy right in the Volvo! Zing!

...and that's what I did after school today, officer.