girls: what's the lamest pickup line u've got from a guy at robotics comp?

[Alaina]

Originally Posted by ellenchisa

I dunno if this on here and I don't have the time to read 43 pages but tons of people I know always get from electrical to stripping :/ its like "I was stripping" and then everyone realizes and stops... so some guys turn it into a pick up line and are all "So you need to practice stripping? Want to in front of me?" Always fun when they're kidding

Yeah, the guys on my team tell me I'm the best at stripping...
Stripping wires...

[MisterX]

I just have to post this I was talking to one of the seniors from my freshamn year and he reminded me of the time he used this one( I guess safty glasses cant protect you from EVERYTHING) .

Him: Excuse me, but that is why they make you wear safty glasses in the pits!!!
Girl: WHAT?
Him: You got something in your eye!!!!! Oh wait... that's a sparkle.. nevermind

[itskeLz]

Originally Posted by MisterX

I just have to post this I was talking to one of the seniors from my freshamn year and he reminded me of the time he used this one( I guess safty glasses cant protect you from EVERYTHING) .

Him: Excuse me, but that is why they make you wear safty glasses in the pits!!!
Girl: WHAT?
Him: You got something in your eye!!!!! Oh wait... that's a sparkle.. nevermind

LOLz...thats a good one..
i must say, i'd fall for that one myself if i didn't have so much disdain for the creepy people i expect to meet at my first FIRST robotics regional competition. this is my first year doin this...and i already have bad impressions of guys in FIRST: mainly because of those on my team, and partially because of some creepy guy i met at the kickoff event that kept buggin me about my "Craptop" sorry guys, theres definately no hope you FIRST boys....

[Shu Song]

Originally Posted by Alaina

Yeah, the guys on my team tell me I'm the best at stripping...
Stripping wires...

There are so many things you can say about this subject. But the best is prolly:
"Where are my strippers"
"In the closet"
"Omg, let them out."

[Scooter]

On my team, it's always: "These strippers are in such bad shape"

"Well, everyone knows they have to go across the county line to get good strippers"

-Scooter

[Ashley Weed]

One of the greatest things I heard was last year at Regionals we were allied with team 1048 and 303 for the finals at MidAtlantics. As we were preparing in our pit and reviewing scouting information, I had a guy come up behind me and tell me to take off my shirt. I was completely caught off guard, and was in a deep discussion with my driving partner - in the mean time, both he and my partner started laughing because they realized that I had no idea who he was. The guy that had walked up to me, and told me to take my shirt off was the driver from 1048 which we were allied, and we were going to go spy on the drawing board of an opposing team in an upcoming match.

...pfew, that caught me off guard , LOL!

[Crop-Circles]

Okay, this is a little backwards. My first year at Nats a girl walked up to me and used the old "Did it hurt?","Did what hurt?","When you fell from heaven." thing. I immediatly knew something was up, and sure enough a couple guys from my team were off to the side with a video camera.

They made people do some weird stuff to get those little stuffed peguins we were handing out...

[Elgin Clock]

In 2001 in Florida during nationals one of our male team members fell asleep in the pits. So being the good team mates that we are , we poured water on his lap and had a girl from another team wake him up asking if their was something wrong!! lol

It was priceless... LOL

Conclusion: You don't need no stinkin' pick up lines, just some great team mates to help you in your cause!!! lol

[chocolateluvrlr]

Originally Posted by asher

I'm the biggest flirt there is, and whats wrong with that, every girl can have a few boys at a time maybe thats just my style. I proudly flirted to get our team drafted into finals, and i will fully exploit my womanly charms


ashley

FIRST HOTTIES UNITE!

HELL YEAH!!

also earlier ppl were saying stuff about relationships taking up too much time- a relationship is what you want it. you dont need to talk to your bf every day, you dont need to see him every day let alone every week. find a guy thats as busy as you or that cares enough about u to realize that your worthwhile even if you're busy.

[Shu Song]

well, then chances are that when robo season is over, his/her activities will start taking time away from your relationship. But I guess It does balance out during the season.

[Joe J.]

Originally Posted by kristen

Umm.. I'd feel really insulted if a guy said that to me.

I can see why you would be insulted by that statement. It is pretty rude.

[KevnMajikskech]

I like 2 prevoke reactions good or bad; its something im good at and i find it fun. NE way; this one's for girls or guys its funny when a girl says it and kinda creepy 4 a guy 2 say. If an anoying kid comes up 2 u or just someone comes up and says, "What's up?" respond with, "My (part of male anatomy) " It katches ppl of guard cause its never something ne one is ready 4. I thought it was ammusing u may find it krude or piglike but w/e My friend said it 2 a guy who was hitting on her and he went away FAST.
PS if i spelled nething wrong sorry but w/e ive got me a learning disability; hooked on phonics helped me 2 read gooder

[Nate Edwards]

This last weekend at the portland regional was one of the sadest things I have ever seen. As a person and a robotics student I was very um well scared. These infamous kids in capes didn't show up the first day and knew nothing about robotics. Seriously their robot was a Fridge. But that wasn't the bad thing. We have 5 girls on our team and well there guys were a little off to say the least.. The events that soon went down were quite scary... Well we shall call her roberta so this roberta has no involvement with the capes but still managed to get the unfortunete task of having a pocket full of email address... they even asked roberta and another girl we will call denise to swing dance with them.. it was quite funny.. but hey these guys pulled it together as a rookie team and were auctually pretty cool.. some of the peope on our team might have been a little scared but without them we wouldn't have made such a impact at the portland and we have to thank Chunky Dunawell for that...

Nate

[NotQuiteFree]

Yeah, those guys were pretty smooth operators (like 40-grit sandpaper). But seriously, Roberta had like...7 e-mail addresses. It was...amusing. Seriously, though, thanks guys for a great PNW Regional.

[wasabi824]

haha i was the lead scout for team 824, i remember the dudes in capes. i think one of those dudes came up to one of our girls and out of the blue asked for her email...

but i congratulate them on a great first-year effort, and they're already making a reputation, which is crucial at competitions...

because i know that my original post on the bad pickup lines is hidden somewhere way deep in these 40+ pages, I'd like to reiterate the line that I was inspired to invent after reading all these horrible, horrible, pickup lines:

"there must be some sushi around here, because you're as hot as wasabi"

notice that it's unisex too, so feel free to use it. contact me first for patent rights and other legal details. jk jk HAHA I AM SO FUNNY *dies*