You know you're addicted to FIRST when...

[Jordan]

...your calculus teacher, who is also your FIRST advisor, personally tutors you before every quiz so you won't get kicked off the team for failing.

...when typing, you automatically capitalize "first," whether you mean FIRST or not.

...you've seen marriages end because of a robot.

...there's too much snow to go to school... but not too much to go to the shop.

...the only contact you have with your parents is the occasional cell phone call while driving to the shop.

...you have every take-out Chinese and pizza place phone number memorized.

...you don't remember what to do after school and on weekends once the end of February rolls around.

...you remember directions on Interstates by team numbers.

...you can sleep under the table in your pit.

...the leftovers from your sponsor company's board meeting look like a gourmet meal to you.

...you know which motor just fried... from the smell.