Best joke you've heard

[KenWittlief]

ok this is the funniest story I think Ive ever heard.

A family owned a beautify, well trained and gentle golden retreiver named Rex. Late one august night Mike was sitting at his kitchen table having a snack before bedtime, and Rex came scratching at the door. Mike opened the door to let him in, and there was Rex, holding the neighbors pet rabbit "Fluffy" in his jaws.

Mike was shocked! He scolded Rex and Fluffy fell from his mouth to the floor - dead, covered with dirt.

Mike picked the poor bunny up and placed him on the kitchen table. they had been friends with the neighbors for years, and he didnt know how he was going to tell them what Rex had done. He turned to Rex and scolded him again "BAD DOG! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MR FLUFFY?"

Mike was worried that this sort of thing could cost them their neighbors friendship, but then he got an idea. They had Fluffy for a long time. Fluffy was old anyway - maybe he could convince them that he had simply died of old age?

So he got his wifes shampoo and washed the dead rabbit up in the kitchen sink, got his wifes blow dryer and got Fluffy looking nice again, brushing his fur - he almost looked like he was asleep.

Mike waited till 3AM, then snuck over the back fence and put Fluffy back in his hutch - then went home, closed the door quietly. He took one last look to see if anyone saw him, and felt terrible for being dishonest with his best friends, but thought this was the best thing to do. Hopefully they will think Fluffy died in his sleep.

The next morning at 6am there was a pounding on his door. He opened it and there was his neighbor, looking very upset and angry.

Mike! weve got a serious problem!

before Mike could say anything his neighbor continued: We've got some really sick person living in this neighbor hood. SICK!

Mike was taken aback, and said 'what do you mean?'

Well yesterday Fluffy died. We had a little ceremony for him and buried him in a shoebox behind our garden. And last night some sick creep dug him up, gave him a shampoo, and put him back in his cage!