Welcome to Atlanta where them playas play

[Tom Bottiglieri]

Some people may want to be poppin their collas and flashin some ice, yo, but they may not have the assets to buy all this flashy stuff.

Here I have compiled a list of things you can do to make your Atlanta trip more "ghetto-ized"

1)Buy some aluminum foil. It makes for great bling.
2)Goto the dollar store and buy a clock. Then, hang the clock on the aluminum "bling"
3)Get some outrageously oversized pants, preferably ones with a huge, hard to read logo
4)Repeat step 3, substituting "Hooded Sweatshirt" with "Pants"
5)Change your name to something flashy, like "Tom Bottiglieri" to "Thug Man B"
6) Learn Ghetto Speak ("Yo dats off da heezy" or "fro shizzle my nizzle")
7) Take the laces out of your shoes
8)Get some really big headphones
9)Turn up your headphones
10)walk with an almost limp type thing.
11)Lastly, let everyone know you are the toughest guy/girl/thing/thug/homie/whatever around. You will get da most respizzle (respect, for those of you that dont speak ghetto)

By following these steps, you are sure to be, if not just look, like a pretty cool rapper.

[Ryan Albright]

Dan on my team(710) is a DJ

[OneAngryDaisy]

You would've loved that little store at six flags last year- they had serious blingage for only 2.99, my entire team was causing so much glare on our plane with all the bling blings that we were asked to conceal our rocks.