The Curse of the two

[Tigertron222]

Through out the year we team 222 have noticied that we have become cursed by the number two.

For example this year we got two finalists trophies one in chesapeake and one at philadelphia. last year we also recieved two.

For the second time in a row we took 2nd place at philadelphia regional.

now at nationals we flipped twice as many times as we did all year.

Also we lost in our division's semi-finals two years in a row.

the round at which we lost is the second round in the finals.

all our qualifing matches of the day added up to 222.

We must face it we are cursed and man does it have to stop. I swear we need a new number maybe one with one's in it.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

please leave me some of your curses that your team experiences through out the year.

[Jay H 237]

I just have to say that it's two bad your team has this curse.

Sorry, couldn't avoide the pun!

[FotoPlasma]

From the Principia Discordia
The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY RELATED TO FIVE.

THE LAW OF FIVES IS NEVER WRONG.

In your case, this must be the Law of Twos, but your team number is 222, 3 2s, the Law of Fives still applies quite nicely 2+3=5. Which leads me to another quotation.

From the Principia Discordia
In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."

That is all. Hail Eris.