Anyone get hit by the Cool Squad?

[Michael Leicht]

is this squad going to off season comps?

[Andy Baker]

Originally Posted by D.J. Fluck

The only time I came remotely close to them is when they came to our pit asking "Who is Andy Baker and where can we find him?" lol youngins....

Muuuahahahahah! They'll never catch me!

btw, one of those AirZookas has been in our TechnoKat shop since February. I just took it home last night. My kids love it... my dog doesn't. Serves him right. Does anyone want a 10 year old beagle with an attitude?

Andy B.

[Wayne C.]

Originally Posted by Rich Kressly

After an initial conference call with our joint legal team, John VN and I, on behalf of the entire group, will be filing for the following damages (per person) in federal court:

1. $5M for promoting the spread of airborne viruses (expect to hear from the CDC as well)
2. $100K for hearing loss from compressed air
3. $75K emotional distress/pain and suffering. ANY sound of air at all causes us to quiver in fear and the slightest wind leads to paranoia, loss of sleep, reduced appetite, anxiety, and high blood pressure.
4. $34 for hairstyling

25, I realize you are from Joisey, but you will need to do better than your cousin Vinny to get you out of this one.

Oh, and I'm throwing in another $5K for the broken ribs suffered from Big Mike's infamous bearhug.

To respond-

1-$5M for airborne disease- chances are you got that from cows in your neighborhood
2.-$100 for hearing loss- I'm told you never listen anyway...no loss
3.-$75 for emotional distress- when this can be proven as effecting your conjugal functions then we talk. Care to fess up?
4.-$34 for hairstyling- come on- we did you a favor.

Keep it up and I'll want the chickee back!! Grr!

WC

[Clark Gilbert]

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Muuuahahahahah! They'll never catch me!

btw, one of those AirZookas has been in our TechnoKat shop since February. I just took it home last night. My kids love it... my dog doesn't. Serves him right. Does anyone want a 10 year old beagle with an attitude?

Andy B.

Andy,

I'll trade you one big bad doberman for your 10 year old beagle with an attitdue

Just wondering, does anyone have any pictures of this so called "Cool Squad"?

[Rich Kressly]

Next year Team 103 will pay the entrance fee for 25's Cool Squad to attend the "History of FIRST" conference to ensure proper education about those they are in pursuit of. Never again will the likes of famous FIRSTers go unscathed. If I'm going to get hit, so are you Baker.

[EddieMcD]

Originally Posted by Kyle

I got hit for "to much green hair in the eairly am"

So in other words: probably better I wasn't there. That'd be the first of many hits against me, most likely organized by Big Mike.

Originally Posted by Rich Kressly

After an initial conference call with our joint legal team, John VN and I, on behalf of the entire group, will be filing for the following damages (per person) in federal court:

1. $5M for promoting the spread of airborne viruses (expect to hear from the CDC as well)
2. $100K for hearing loss from compressed air
3. $75K emotional distress/pain and suffering. ANY sound of air at all causes us to quiver in fear and the slightest wind leads to paranoia, loss of sleep, reduced appetite, anxiety, and high blood pressure.
4. $34 for hairstyling

25, I realize you are from Joisey, but you will need to do better than your cousin Vinny to get you out of this one.

Oh, and I'm throwing in another $5K for the broken ribs suffered from Big Mike's infamous bearhug.

Why bother? With the American legal system, it'll take years, and they'd probably still get off clean. Just organize your own hit squad to take out the Cool Squad. Just think, you could arm them with airzookas, super soakers, water grenades, and maybe some of those directional hypersonic sound speakers (so when they hear any weird sounds and ask if anyone else heard them, no one else would have, and people will think they're crazy and it will scare the victims). I'll even volunteer (but I swear, if anybody messes up my hair...)

[Rich Kressly]

Originally Posted by Wayne C.

To respond-

1-$5M for airborne disease- chances are you got that from cows in your neighborhood
2.-$100 for hearing loss- I'm told you never listen anyway...no loss
3.-$75 for emotional distress- when this can be proven as effecting your conjugal functions then we talk. Care to fess up?
4.-$34 for hairstyling- come on- we did you a favor.

Keep it up and I'll want the chickee back!! Grr!

WC

The Chickee is non-negotiable
I'll concede on the listening and even the hair, but you have no way of proving ANYTHING about the cows, unless you paid one for a story.

[henryBsick]

Originally Posted by team222badbrad

I was told they were hunting for me. This was due to flipping their robot last year.

THEY NEVER MANAGED TO FIND ME HEH!

MEH. I avoided them the whole time. Then on the last day, I walked buy them. I would have gotten away with it, but one of my team members yelled out, HEY!!! you've got a hit on him, and pointed right at me. I ran. I thought I got away as I stood in the escalator line, but on of them snuck up on me. Stupid lines. They had finally gotten me after a couple of wrong hits to others on my team. The contract was for drive team, and they hit some random students. But... the alumni on the floor for the match that we flipped them in was not hit yet, he wasn't at nats... So that brings the question, where will the Cool Squad be....?


PS
No sickness
No hair problems
No fear of air (wind)
No Hearing loss

Man, you guys are whimps *cough* Kressley *cough*
If you insist on sueing go for the jugular. "The air poked my eye out." hehehe.

$.02

-Henry

[Mike Schroeder]

gotta love team 25, uniting FIRST.....by making every team hate them

[Wayne C.]

Originally Posted by Big Mike

gotta love team 25, uniting FIRST.....by making every team hate them

Cant you feel the love?

That which doesn't kill us makes us stronger-
Old Klingon Proverb

WC

[Zzyzx]

I was hit. Don't think it was a contract, I just think they were bored when I got hit.

[Mike Ciance]

hey cokeley, i got airzookaed, and it was you're wife who put out the contract

[Marc P.]

Heh, well, apparently this thread explains the random airzookas and clumps of team 25 returning to their pit with reasonably satisfied faces on. We were right next to your pit, all the while completely unaware of the underground FIRST mafia, alias "Cool Squad." Way to keep it under wraps!

[BandChick]

Originally Posted by Clark Gilbert

Andy,

I'll trade you one big bad doberman for your 10 year old beagle with an attitdue

Just wondering, does anyone have any pictures of this so called "Cool Squad"?

I was a big fan of the Cool Squad...they made the atmosphere, well, a little cooler. And I have a photo of them in front of the FIRST banner behind the stadium, so enjoy

click here for it.

[Redhead Jokes]

Originally Posted by BandChick

And I have a photo of them in front of the FIRST banner behind the stadium, so enjoy

Thank you so much! I'm putting it on our news page.