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You know you're in Texas when...
Ok...So I want to know what yall outside of Texas think of us. I start off...
You know you're in Texas when: You can drive for 2 days and not leave the state. You have tumbleweed races. You make everything bigger just because you can. So....true or not, lets hear 'em, y'all! -Bill |
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Re: You know you're in Texas when...
When you know it's 100 C outside
When you smell BBQ |
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Re: You know you're in Texas when...
You have spanish band masses...
Your state icon "the alamo" is in the middle of downtown... You have more than your fair share of Garden Ridge's. (then again, I've only really visited San Antonio) |
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Re: You know you're in Texas when...
Everyone drives a truck and everyone owns a gun.
EDIT: Oh, and everythigng runs off of (in a Hank Hill voice) propane and propane accessories. ![]() |
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Re: You know you're in Texas when...
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You can find that in certain parts of Indiana, Tennessee, Arkansas and Louisiana ![]() |
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Re: You know you're in Texas when...
You pass a sign every 2 miles promoting "If you can eat a 50 oz steak in one sitting, it's FREE!"
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Re: You know you're in Texas when...
... when you are driving by the astrodome and realize... thats the place you had to run up and down those 7, 8 ramps with your bot...
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Re: You know you're in Texas when...
when you see Bush slacking off at his ranch
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Re: You know you're in Texas when...
Everyone dislikes New Yorkers???
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Re: You know you're in Texas when...
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Re: You know you're in Texas when...
*pouts*
Well, I guess I'm not completely ![]() I was _born_ in Texas ![]() *sorry for the hijack, John* |
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Re: You know you're in Texas when...
You pass 30 "Whataburgers" in one town, or at least one a block. whichever's more. Starting at the moment you cross the border from Arkansas (but probably from every entrance point in the state).
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Re: You know you're in Texas when...
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... wants one now ... That, and half-decent barbeque, and a few other things I really miss ![]() |
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Re: You know you're in Texas when...
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Ok..a couple more: You've actually been asked if you ride a horse to school. When you've actually ridden a horse to school. Where else is it legal to shoot anyone that comes onto your property?! ![]() -Bill |
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You've just out run a Tornado across the southern US (specificaly Meridian, Mississippi) to make it inside "Texan Parameters".
...wow, what a journey to 2003 Championships ![]() |
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