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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A few more:
HOMER SIMPSON: Mmmmmm - chick-en! Yum! JESSICA SIMPSON: Huh? Wha..? PARIS HILTON: Did I date the chicken? ADAM AND EVE: See! I told you! It was the chicken that bit the apple, not us! TAMMY TRIMBLE: Cluck! OPEC MINISTER: Silly chicken! See what happens when you don't pay our prices for gasoline! You must walk! MICHAEL JACKSON: Now that the chicken has walked out, I will never go back to Neverland Ranch. DICK CHENEY: The chicken is currently in an undisclosed location. JOHN ASHCROFT: ...and here we have pictures of the chicken and his co-conspirators. We need everyone in the country to keep an eye out for these seven chickens, and call us immediately if any of them are spotted... CAPTAIN AHAB: Now, three to three, ye stand. Commend the murderous chalices! Bestow them, ye who are now made parties to this indissoluble league.... Drink, ye harpooneers! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful chicken-boat's bow -- Death to Moby Chicken! God hunt us all, if we do not hunt Moby Chicken to his death! -dave . |
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