You Know You're in Delaware When...

...you have more banks then anything else
...you're state refused to allow The Fight Club to be filmed there because of the fear of "copy-cats"
...People ask you what there is to do in Delaware and you tell them to go to Pennsylvania
...It is nothing but it's connected to everything
...Tax-free shopping!
...it is illegal to smoke in any public building
...it is illegal to smoke at the racetrack except for when the Winston Cup is there (hmm...I wonder why...)
...Your state only has three counties
...Your captial is Dover but everything important is in Wilmington
...if you go below the canal you're in "Slower, lower Delaware"
...You know you're in slower lower DE if they pronouce water as wood-der
...you have a baseball team but they're not major league (Blue Rocks)
...The mascot for your state University is the Blue Hen (the state bird) but you swear that the picture they use is not a hen
...Sports team for the University are refered to as the fighting Blue Hens...for both male and female
...you can travel through the state, top to bottom, in about two hours
...you're not the state with the most teams, but you are the FIRST state (heh...sorry. I couldn't help it.)
...the state is 96 miles long and about 9 to 35 miles wide
...the highest point is on a road in New Castle county. To be exact: 447.85 ft. above sea level near Ebright Road
...your state drink is milk
...you are shocked to know you have a State Song and only found that out when a friend from out-of-state looked up information on your state. Delaware's State Song
...Your state only has one zoo (Brandywine Zoo)