Announcement: The 2004 IRI Talent Show!

[Brandon Martus]

Ok, that's just scary. IRI was going to be cool.. now with these guys coming .. woah.

[Andy Baker]

Originally Posted by Chris Fultz

Can we set off pyrotechnics?
No. That could set off a chain reaction. We have Walter the Farting Dog and several 'fragrant' FIRSTers at this event.

Great. First we have these rejects from the east coast (if that is where they are from), who are going to "show us how to rock", and now we have Walter the Farting Dog. Combine these two with Karthik's ode-to-Top Gun, and we might have the start of a show.

My money is on Karthik, if he wears his dress whites. The girls are going to go crazy.

We need more acts. People need to step up here and show their stuff. I shudder to think that Karthik is going to come in from the great white north and show us all up. I've got something in the works (along the lines of the Survivor entry video), but I'll leave it as a suprise.

C'mon, people, we need more acts. Tell a joke. Do a dramatic reading of "Green Eggs and Ham". Put on a simple skit, poking fun at your FIRST friends. It's gonna be fun!

Still hoping that this Talent Show thing is a good idea,
Andy B.

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

My money is on Karthik, if he wears his dress whites. The girls are going to go crazy.

Andy B.

All I gotta say is that you can't have a Maverick without a Goose....

And Maverick and Goose can't sing without backup from their "Navy" buddies during the chorus.....

I think Karthik should put on some "dress yellows", so we can really put on a show. Can't wait to tell him who we think should play Kelly McGillis....

[Karthik]

[quote=Andy Baker]
My money is on Karthik, if he wears his dress whites. The girls are going to go crazy.

We need more acts. People need to step up here and show their stuff. I shudder to think that Karthik is going to come in from the great white north and show us all up. [quote]

What can I say, I can't help it if I'm irresistable.

Don't worry guys, once you hear my voice you'll be wishing you coughed up the money to pay William Hung's appearance fee.

It'll definitely be dangerous...

I think Karthik should put on some "dress yellows", so we can really put on a show. Can't wait to tell him who we think should play Kelly McGillis....

I'm willing to wear the yellow, but I'm not going to lie, I'm little bit scared about who you've got lined up to play Kelly's part...

"I don't like you because you're dangerous"
"That's right! Ice...man. I am dangerous."

[Travis Hoffman]

Originally Posted by Karthik

I'm willing to wear the yellow, but I'm not going to lie, I'm little bit scared about who you've got lined up to play Kelly's part...

"I don't like you because you're dangerous"
"That's right! Ice...man. I am dangerous."

A script proposal is forthcoming....

[Amanda Morrison]

I'm terrified! I don't know about Andy's act, I think Karthik may take it.
(Boys + Dress whites + singing = swoon)

Well, we've got five DYNAMITE acts lined up. Believe me, all of these will be incredible!

[karinka13]

Awesome, how do i sign up?
-The 433 Firebirds might do something

[Amanda Morrison]

ALRIGHT, GUYS! There isn't much time left!

There are still a few spots left in this year's Talent Show! Please, PLEASE send me a PM or email (ammorrison[at]bsu[dot]edu) if you are planning on performing - I may not be able to let you perform otherwise!

Send me your name(s), what equipment you'll need/bring, and what you'll be performing! Thanks!