Your Funniest FIRST Experience

[Mike Ciance]

My funniest FIRST experience has to be one night at the 2004 nationals. One of my roommates was keeping the rest of us up by putting in a movie. We wanted to just go to bed but he said "It's too early you losers, I can't believe you want to go to bed now!" Well about 3 minutes later he was asleep himself and me and my friend were wide awake watching his movie. We quickly realized that he was asleep and tried to wake him up, saying "Get up you loser!" The irony was priceless. Well, he wouldn't get up - no matter what we did he didn't wake up. He was in the deepest sleep I've ever seen anybody in. Me and my other roomate decided that, while we were trying to wake him up, we might as well have a little fun. I took a small book and balanced it on his head. He was still fast asleep. I took something else (i forget what) and put that on top of the book. Still asleep. I took a washcloth (clean) from the bathroom and draped it over the items so it covered his face. No response. Then his head turned and all the stuff came crashing down. We waited for him to ask about the strange stack of objects on his head, but he didn't - HE WAS STILL ASLEEP!!! He had only rolled over while sleeping. I took a TV Guide and started a second stack. Again, my teammate remained totally oblivious. I took one of those large plastic display stands (which holds the pad and paper and TV Guide and all that other stuff) and tried to balance that on top of the TV Guide. It fell. HE WOKE UP!!! As he was waking up my friend threw the washcloth onto his face. All he said about the whole thing was "Dude, why are there boxers on my face?" The fact that he still had no idea about the stacking, coupled with the fact that he thought the washcloth was a pair of underwear, left us laughing hysterically. We told him everythign and he actually didn't believe us at first because he really had no idea any of it was going on.

shows how mature i can be at times