I work at the local Sears Roebuck & Company located at the mall here in town. I work in the Loss Prevention Department (no we aren't security, technically i'm a detective for Sears) and get to do all kinds of cool stuff. Our main objective is to watch for and deter any type of loss that could happen to the store whether it be customers stealing, associates dishonesty, or any other type of actions that would lead to inventory or monetary loss. We also work with anything that deals with safety with-in the store such as associate accidents, customer accidents, OSHA standards, etc.
Unfortunately, I also have to do a lot of paper work since pretty much anything that happens within the store gets printed out in some kind of report.
Whenever I'm not working on some type of project, reports, or dealing with the average shoplifter or disguntled customer I get to walk the sales floor or sit back in my office with my feet up on the desk and watch the Closed Circuit Television System.
Another perk of the job is that i get to wear "plain clothes" such as jeans, tennis shoes, and a t-shirt. All and all it's a pretty fun job and I really enjoy getting to boss DJ around j,k

(he works in Appliances).
EDIT: If DJ calls the associate harassment line on me, I
will find something to write him up for....lol