CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #1

[Billfred]

Alright, here's something to keep you un-bored.

Take this picture right here:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...&quiet=Verbose

And come up with your best caption for it.

The rules:
-I am never ever gonna be eligible, unless I change the rule just before handing over control of the game to someone else.
-If it's your image I pick, you're not eligible.
-If you suggest an image and I pick it, you're not eligible.
-Entries will be scored by me on originality, or in the absence of that, dry humor.
-First place gets ten points, second gets five, honorable mentions will be awarded at my whims.

Let's hear 'em!