Odd Reincarnation

[Jeff Waegelin]

Does anyone else find this topic as weird as I do? I swear, the off-season discussion goes downhill so fast....

I guess to answer the quesion of this thread, is "I don't really care, nor wanna think about it" an option?

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

I must agree that I chose a rather pointless subject, but if you DID have the chance ^^...

[Ryan M.]

I have to find that Dilbert... Dogbert tells everyone to image being a woman, and Wally goes off on this thing about "People accept me. Strangers hold the door open for me..."

But, I don't know. Advantages to both.

[Jillian B.]

Wierd thread, but interesting question.

I've always been a tomboy. I enjoy being around guys WAY more than girls (they drive me nuts with concern over superficial things). But at the same time, I guess if I was reincarnated I would want to come back as a slightly taller (I'm shorter than I'd like to be) girl identical to how I am now. I guess I enjoy the challenge of breaking the stereotype, and it makes me different.

I choose to come back as a female.

~ Jillian

[Joe Matt]

WEIRDEST THREAD EVER.

As for me, I'd be reincarnated as a guy. Since I'm a geek this go around, I'll be a jock next time. Nah, just kidding Dean.

[Elgin Clock]

Originally Posted by JosephM

WEIRDEST THREAD EVER.

Does this call for a new category for the CD Web awards at the CD Webhug during The Championship Event next year?

[Greg Needel]

guy...definatly...being a guy is way simpler...and i like to make things simple

[MisterX]

Guy definatly
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all of your own jars.
Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around everywhere you go.
You can kill your own food.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic and think that everyone secretly hates you.
Your last name stays put.
You never have to clean the toilet.
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Your underwear costs $10 for a 5 pack.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
You can write your name in the snow.
Everything on your face stays it's original color.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room.
You don't give a rat's $@#$@#$@# if someone notices your new haircut.
You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking "He must be mad at me".
You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
You can sit with your knees apart no matter what your wearing.
Same work......more pay.
Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tux rental - $100.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
The remote is your's and your's alone.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
You can drop by and see a friend without bringing a little gift.
Bachelor parties are more fun than bridal showers.
If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong friends.
The occasional well-rounded belch is practically expected.
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries, not even your own.
Your buddies can be trusted never to trap you with: "So....notice anything different?"
There is always a game on somewhere.
Your Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
You don't have to stop and think which way top turn a nut on a bolt.
You don't mooch off others' desserts.
Car mechnics tell you the truth.
You don't have to clean your apartment, if the meter reader is coming.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
You can leave a motel bed unmade.
You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
Old friends don't care if you've lost or gained weight
When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying
You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"
The garage is all yours
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry
Chocolate is just another snack
Flowers fix everything
You never have to worry about other's feelings
You can say anything and not worry about what people think
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day
Construction workers don't hoot and yell at you
One mood, all the time
You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you go to the bathroom


Of course girls dont have to pay for their drink so....

[Michelle 236]

psssh we have a list too...

here are some highlights

Phone conversations are conversations, not a series of grunts.
We don't feel compelled to do stupid things to "prove" ourselves.
If our rears are a factor in a job interview, We've got a juicy lawsuit.
Our last name is whatever we want it to be.
We can kill your own food, and fix it to taste like food.
We can be showered and ready in 10 minutes, but why bother? He'll be late.
We have fewer heart attacks because we can cry.
We get a zit, we have makeup.
Nobody thinks a thing of it if we decide not to work.
We live longer.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, it's GUARANTEED we'll become lifelong buddies.
If something mechanical doesn't work, we can fix it, or ask to get it fixed without loss of sexual identity.
We get out of speeding tickets by crying
We don't worry about losing our hair
We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner
Better tips
You can quickly end any fight by crying.
You're allowed to be afraid of spiders and other creepy crawlies.

[Blacknight]

hafta go with guy, just because I don't want to deal with the female issues and I enjoy camping and the outdoors, one place guys function better than girls.

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

My dear blacknight, you surely jest! I tend to outwit many men at campsites...

No stereotypes apparent from the good ones mentioned above.

Really, at least women can think with more than their genitals.

[Astronouth7303]

HEY! I take that personally!

[Matt Attallah]

Originally Posted by MisterX

Guy definatly
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
Your underwear costs $10 for a 5 pack.
You can write your name in the snow.
Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room.
Bachelor parties are more fun than bridal showers.
The occasional well-rounded belch is practically expected.
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
There is always a game on somewhere.
Your Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
You don't have to stop and think which way top turn a nut on a bolt.
You don't mooch off others' desserts.
Car mechnics tell you the truth.
You don't have to clean your apartment, if the meter reader is coming.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
You can leave a motel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
One mood, all the time
You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you go to the bathroom
...

I'd have to pick male. It just seems ssooo much easier to me. Plus, I'd hate to spend any more time in the bathroom than I have to...(an no darn field trips with other people to the bathroom)

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Here's one point where I agree.
So I like to consider myself not terribly highmaintenance. I.e., I can go to the bathroom by myself, spend a normal person's amount of time there, and leave.

For some reason, my friends always follow me...

[greencactus3]

Originally Posted by Michelle 236

We can kill your own food, and fix it to taste like food.

hey! i think i found something you cant fix with duct tape!!

id rather not get reincarnated.. its just too bothersome.
you enjoy life, die, and thats it! as long as you die happy, as im going to (hopefully) id rather stay that way. human life is just too complicated
id rather be like some bacteria if i have too. just floating around, not really getting bothered by anyone...