CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #5

[Billfred]

Alright, so here's round five of this weekly laugh-fest. The standings:

Jeff Wagelin: 16
MissInformation: 14
greencactus3: 13
Lil' Lavery: 11
Brandon Martus: 10
Michelle 236: 7
Mike Ciance: 5
Shyra1353: 5
Andy Baker: 4
Astronouth7303: 4
Corey Balint: 4
EddieMcD: 4
George1083: 4
ZACH P.: 4
Aignam: 3
"Big Mike": 3
Andrew Rudolph: 3
Elgin Clock: 3
Greg Needel: 3
Joe Ross: 2
Tom Schindler: 2
Vivelation: 2
Ben Lauer: 1
Collin Fultz: 1
ElfMaster: 1
Katie Reynolds: 1
sanddrag: 1
T. Hoffman: 1
JosephM: 1

Now, for a RATHER IMPORTANT RULE CHANGE FOR PROCRASTINATORS:

Next Saturday, I'll be moving into my college dorm rooms. I don't believe that this will give me much time to check CD, at least for a few days. So, in the interest of keeping this going, this caption contest will end on Wednesday, August 11 at midnight Eastern. The next one should be posted on Sunday.

As Brandon can probably figure out from the server logs, I've loaded up a lot of pictures in the hunt for the perfect caption bait. However, I couldn't resist when I saw this picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p6126562.html

(And, by the way, I'm officially ditching the if-you-posted-it-you're-not-eligible rule, due to the fact that it doesn't seem to make a hill of beans' difference who posted it.)

Go!