If the world was like Chief Delphi...

[Jessica Boucher]

If the world was like the ChiefDelphi forums....

...I would be able to rep people on anything they did. Talk too much about yourself? Name-drop too much? Bam, negative rep. Send me a birthday card? Say "hi" to me on the street? Definitely positive rep. Little red/green boxes would float above their head for all to see.

...I would be able to filter out stuff I didn't care about paying attention to. Of course, according to this article, we already can. At least, anyone still in the 18-34 advertising bracket can.

...I would actually be able to wink, since my face contorts all weird ways when I try to do it. Also, along these lines, all I would need to do is think :: cool :: and my sunglasses would be on my face.

Yeah, you know it's time for a weird thread when the end of the week in the summer rolls around