What's YOUR Googlism?

[Lisa Perez]

After starting the FIRST one, I thought it'd be fun to see what came up for first and last names of ChiefDelphi users if Google-ized.. Here's mine

"lisa perez is a good government teacher"
... Well, thank you

"lisa perez is an assistant professor at minnesota"
... Guess I got my doctorate already

"lisa is forever smiling"
... True dat

"lisa is a ny yankees fan"
... Sorry, nope... Go Tigers!

"lisa is set to go wild in zambia"
... Hmm...

"lisa is a first year mechanical engineering student whose hobbies are playing in a band"
... Now that one actually comes somewhat close

(I'm sorry! I was bored! It's my last day of summer though so you won't have to worry about any more extremely weird threads from me.. Well.. Never mind.. )

[greencactus3]

well,, they didnt know about me yet
so i just used my first name.
so just the interesting ones..
ryo is snow white and touma is supposed to be the prince im snow white??
ryo is his japanese name....why yes,. yes it is.
ryo is definitely one thing i love to describe
ryo is stopped by two men in black suits uh-oh
ryo is fairly tall for being nipponese...you mean japanese?
ryo is a cat...uhh. no im not?

[Joshua May]

I have a few interesting ones:
"joshua is dead" - Sixth Sense thing going on here
"joshua is 18 years of age and a special child" - Correction, I'm 17 and a special child
"joshua is the tallest of my children and is even taller than his dad at 6'5" - I didn't think I was that tall
"joshua is a hardened criminal who is estranged from his family and banished from the streets of little odessa" - How did they know that?
"joshua is a major screamer during diaper changes" - Don't even go there
"joshua is an alien who has been disguised as an african" - Wow, I didn't even know that

[Jeff Rodriguez]

jeff is 2xtreme*~
jeff is student of the year
jeff is a god
jeff is the man
jeff is optimal for processors" "our hardware java processor is optimized to support jeff
jeff is so sweet
jeff is the sexiest man
jeff is god
jeff is the greatest
jeff is hot
jeff is all that and a bag of chips
jeff is a "guitar hero" in the waiting

[Stina236]

Ruh roh:

"Are you that morally bankrupt, Ms. Norman? Of course, Christina Norman would never answer any questions, as she is hiding under her desk right now."... umm.. i thought my morals were pretty well intact

"Christina Norman's Resume: photographer at mall for Easter Bunny": I won't deny it, i am a fan of that bunny's work

"Christina is only 150m-450m from the most beautiful beaches of the island".. Oh really... how come I haven't seen these beautiful beaches??

"Christina creates the urge to be creative and original, we point out that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions."... okay i'm still trying to fish out the compliment in that one..

that was actually kind of entertaining lol

[Jay H 237]

Let's see what's said about Jason Hartmann.


"Jason Hartmann has lead the Oregon cross country squad since coming to Eugene from Rockford, Michigan"

I've never been to Oregon or Michigan. Closest I've been is Chicago, Illinois.

"Talk/Court Judge Hatchett, Judge Hatchett Today: Jason Hartmann vs. Rebecca Hartmann"

Hmmm, I don't know anyone named Rebecca nor am I married.

"Jason Hartmann, Senior Staff Engineer, Flight Training Centre, United Airlines, USA."

I guess I did a good job training the pilots. When my company flew me to live in Chicago last year I flew United and had a smooth flight.

"... 07-04-2004, 12:44 PM. Jay H 237. "Teams' MacGyver". AKA: Jason Hartmann. Team
#0237 (Sie-H2O-Bots [TRIBE]). Team Role: Mentor. Joined: Dec ..."

Apparently there's someone named Jason Hartmann going by the alias Jay H 237 on something called ChiefDelphi Forums. You just have to feel sorry for those on that forum!

[Steve Howland]

"Steve is still consistently on the air in blue's clues episodes rerunning on nick jr" - am I? That's news to me...

"Steve is wondering if the 'goldfish 3 second memory span' is an urban myth" - That's a very odd one...

"Steve is home now" - How did they know???

"Steve is spamming the board again" - oh, sorry! I'll try to do this less often then

[JVN]

"Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about john v-neun yet."

[Astronouth7303]

hmm...

Originally Posted by Googlism

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about astro73 yet.

Originally Posted by Googlism

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about astronouth73 yet.

Originally Posted by Googlism

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about jamie bliss yet.

I'll have to have people google bomb me...

[Paul H]

USER NAME
paul h is as well known as he is liked in the scene and has built up a wealth of experience at such a young age that he can only be admired by others <--What can I say
paul h is the friend that owns the pokemon website <--Ummm...
paul h is long gone but many others have helped to keep the team going <--I've only been gone for a few months!
paul h is a tough one <--I try to get to the gym once a week
paul h is the man <--That's right!
paul h is caught up in the carnage <--Not so sure about that
paul h is a good date but how interested is he? i think as a friend <--Haha
paul h is organising this one <--I never organize anything!
paul h is a vegetarian <--Not true!
paul h is the best person to provide information about the ubiquity of phi in nature <--Yeah...uhhh...ask me about it any time!
paul h is my f****** hero <---WOW!
paul h is not towing this time


FULL NAME
paul huston is to call jim honsberger with the city of london regarding the parking lot situation <--I really need to get on that
paul huston is working on the miniature nockmaar castle <--It's almost done!

That was fun!

[Aignam]

Mangia, my last name, because people seem to dislike my first name enough to not use it.

"mangia is the executive director of a network of free medical and dental clinics for children in los angeles"
that's about my cousin

"mangia is also an activist who has been building independent not"
also my cousin, a big player in the green party

"mangia is italian for eat"
YOU try growing up as the fat kid when your last name means eat!

"mangia is available for instant download"
that's right folks, just click here...

"mangia is great"
NOW we're talking...

"mangia is a long reach into absurdity"
accurate enough..

[RogerR]

googlisms for roger (RogerR and Roger Riquelme are unknown to google...)

roger is in hawaii this week if only...
roger is dead and roger is not dead i'm not sure which to believe...
roger is 4 years old maybe intilectually...
roger is a rescue rabbit !?
roger is being mugged well i always called them "taxes"...
roger is going for "the butt vote" in his quest for prominence apperently my quest isnt going well...
roger is built on brotherly love indeed i am
roger is a popular dining spot and watering hole for sailors uh-oh...
roger is attracted to a woman named elaine she sounds charming...
roger is forced to become drunk i hope not...
roger is the "old pro" i sure am
roger is <--by far my favorite

[Ryan M.]

Just my first name:
ryan is america's premier career - Didn't know I was a career
ryan is professor of information technology and - And what!?!
ryan is advocate for education - Yep, learn now, before your brain starts to die off. Boy, that's encouraging.
Really good ones:

• ryan is a beauty at
• ryan is the coolest person ever
• ryan is so cool

ryan is a real estate agent - No, but my dad is. (Visit his site. Unfortunately, I'm not done with the new one yet; can't give that to you. )
ryan is an idiot - What!!
ryan is still an idiot - What!! Still.
ryan is described as being in a coma in southern california with brain injury from a fall of three stories - Um...

ryan is a republican - Hey, got one right at least.

The list is really long. Read it yourself.

[Elgin Clock]

A link to this googleism application would be nice, unless you just want me to make stuff up...

[Ryan M.]

Originally Posted by Elgin Clock

A link to this googleism application would be nice, unless you just want me to make stuff up...

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