True things heard at college.

[Billfred]

(edit: this entire thread is made with the utmost of sarcasm in mind. It is a good time. Go to college.)

Alright...with me now being a college student and everything, I figure that it's my duty to warn my fellow Chief Delphites who aren't here yet about the perils of college. I hope that the other college students will help me out with...

TRUE THINGS HEARD AT COLLEGE!

I'll start with two favorites, both heard recently in the hallways of Preston College on the USC campus...

Random student: "DON'T WHACK ME WITH THE SHOE!"

(this second one came just after a fire alarm. Popcorn on the second floor, they tell me. And RTs here at Preston are like RAs elsewhere--just they handle more academicy stuff. And it's a joke...he knew I was on my duff in my room at the time of the fire alarm.)

RT: You pulled the fire alarm!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! How are you going to prove that?
RT: Manufacture evidence.

C'mon, college students...we've gotta get these high schoolers prepared!