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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #8
Archaologists, working in a new dig outside old Detroit, have unearthed evidence of a primitive communications method from the pre-electronic age. This system, which apparently included early attempts at mass communications, used archaic tools known as "pen-and-paper" and some ancient, unknown skill called "handwriting."
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'And at the recent CD Webhug, 32 pictures of someone named "JVN" suddenly appeared under the "Who Are You?" section of the bulletin board. Normally this would not be noteworthy, but they were all sequential shots of an unconscious Mr. V-Neun being Saran-wrapped by one "Amanda Morrison."' |
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I had problems thinking of something......hmm....
The ChiefDelphi personals section backfired when the Cool Squad took out a hit on every JVN. Does that even make sense? lol |
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After an unsuccessful career as "posterboardmaster", Brandon Martus decided to buy a computer and try something else.
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... and tonight, on "America's Most Wanted FIRSTers", we focus on 32 FIRSTers who were active in 1999. If you know the whereabouts of these formerly dedicated mentors and students, please call 1-888-888-4747.
Last edited by Andy Baker : 31-08-2004 at 10:13. |
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i came up with a really good one, but dave lavery posted it first
anyway, here is my entry: "After becoming a monk, taking his vows of silence, and rejecting all technology, Brandon Martus still yerned to run his own message boards." |
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"Milestones in FIRST History, July 2001. Fair-haired Canadian and noted CD addict Karthik Kanagasabapathy, in desperate need of a girlfriend, posted his pic here on this ChiefDelphi message board, accidentally mistaking it for a find-a-date service. And while Karthik struck out with the ladies, this was the first time Karthik ever posted on ChiefDelphi. The rest, they say, is history."
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wow this one is hard...
well my entry for this time is.... the people on the left are shining... the ones on the right are kinda dull....there are 13.33333333333333333333% more dull people on ChiefDelphi.com than shiny ones. |
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aaagh this one's tough... and I think I'm a bit late but oh well.
"A True Sign of the Apocalypse (We mean it this time.)" |
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Alright, so I firmly expected to be in my room at the deadline to enforce the law. But since VOMIT (Variations On Most Interesting Talents) called me away, I'll allow it. This time.
Now, here comes the really hard part...picking a winner! I actually had to whip out the rulebook and judge on that. (For anyone who's interested, it's originality, or in the absence of that, dry humor.) First place: Mike Ciance... Quote:
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Amanda Morrison RogerR Tom Schindler Michelle 236 Brandon Martus Jessica Boucher EddieMcD (alright, you weren't too far off) DCA Fan Gary Dillard greencactus3 Jay H 237 T. Hoffman And I was about to avoid this, but I decided to bring back the "oooo, buuuuuuuurn" award. This was about as challenging as picking the winner, as there were quite a few good burns contained in these entries. But I wound up settling on Dave's entry... Quote:
so what else...oh yeah! scores! greencactus3: 28 Jeff Wagelin: 24 Michelle 236: 22 MissInformation: 20 Mike Ciance: 15 Gary Dillard: 14 Brandon Martus: 13 dlavery: 12 EddieMcD: 11 Elgin Clock: 11 Lil' Lavery: 11 Greg Needel: 10 "Big Mike": 10 Tom Schindler: 8 Astronouth7303: 7 Andy Baker: 7 Jay H 237: 6 Vivelation: 6 Shyra1353: 5 Amanda Morrison: 4 Corey Balint: 4 DCA Fan: 4 George1083: 4 JVN: 4 Ken Patton: 4 ZACH P.: 4 Aignam: 3 Andrew Rudolph: 3 Ben Lauer: 3 David Kelly: 3 Dorienne Plait: 3 RogerR: 3 T. Hoffman: 3 BCahn836: 2 Jessica Boucher: 2 Joe Ross: 2 Meli W: 2 Aaron Lussier: 1 Coco The Monkey: 1 Collin Fultz: 1 ElfMaster: 1 JosephM: 1 Katie Reynolds: 1 sanddrag: 1 Matt Attallah: 1 GateRunner: 1 Until sometime Sunday morning... |
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Wow, I'm so happy...I'm as funny as such FIRST dignitaries as JVN, Amanda Morrison, etc. Yay!
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Yeah! I'm funnier that Lil' Lavery!
-dave (as I fully expect retribution for that one, applications to be my food-taster are now being accepted) |
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YAY! im still funnier than EVERYONE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA
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