What would be a good outtake from the Bush Twins' speech?

[DCA Fan]

Now that the Republican convention is over, I can go back to repairing the brain cells I've lost listening to the mind-numbing speeches of a few choice speakers, two of whom are the Bush Twins. Actually, to be more accurate, I listened to the first quarter of the speech. The other 3/4's I spent trying to find something to bash my ears with while fast forwarding to see if they were actually going to say something remotely intelligent. From the moment they began speaking, I had reoccuring images of Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, and other morons floating through my head, and wondering what possible goal they could try to accomplish with the Bush Twins. Maybe to prove that intelligence does, indeed, come from genetics.

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So now, what did YOU wish the twins had said? Or rather, what would be your best guess at an outtake?

"We'd also like to thank our dad for teaching us all the tricks to deal with those darn hangovers after parties! Thanks dad!"