New compression method

[FizMan]

lolk, I love trying to invent perpetual motion machines! If you ever want someone to take a fresh look at your machine (because I find, that it often times will point out that little flaw that is so obvious... yet, so hidden) make me sign a confidentiality agreement or something.

Though lol, sometimes I feel bad for saying, "Umm... you realize blah blah blah so it won't work..." ;_;