Family Guy Phrases

[Tytus Gerrish]

Mabye this isint a great threas seing as how many of the phrases are profain.

anyways..

Cris: you want some ice cream

Stewie: yes, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle i find, I shal Kill you!

[Pat McCarthy]

My fav:
Quagmire: "OH!" and "Ohhh, right!"
and of course many from him that i can post on CD.

[MissInformation]

I've always been partial to this one:

Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.

Heidi

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Jack in the Boxes are the embodiment of pure evil

[Joe Matt]

Stewie:"Let me put it this way, there is a picture in an attick with you on it getting prettier."

[Jeff Rodriguez]

Brian: You read it in a book? You sure it wasn't, nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.

[Matt Attallah]

Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house

[Alex Salomonsky]

Anything by Quagmire:

Random Woman: Glenn honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I have a question for you too, Why are you still here.

Quagmire: Hey, how old are you
High School girl: 16(quietly)
Quagmire 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quagmire: Tuesdays in the 80's is was always in bed by eight...................and home by eleven, ooohhhhhhh!

Quagmire: I never had a Spanish chick before, ooooooooo-llllllahhhhhhh

[Mike Ciance]

Originally Posted by Alex Salomonsky

Quagmire: I never had a Spanish chick before, ooooooooo-llllllahhhhhhh

the funniest thing about that was he was talking to the asian reporter

[Greg Needel]

"is this really the blood of christ?
"yes"

"man that guy must have been wasted 24-7"

[Raven_Writer]

Originally Posted by Greg Needel

"is this really the blood of christ?
"yes"

"man that guy must have been wasted 24-7"

lol.

I believe that episode was on about 2-3 days ago.

This isn't a quote per-say, but a parody. "Can't Touch Me" in the Petopia episode where he does breakdancing, and a bunch of other stuff.

[Matt Leese]

Originally Posted by Raven_Writer

lol.

I believe that episode was on about 2-3 days ago.

This isn't a quote per-say, but a parody. "Can't Touch Me" in the Petopia episode where he does breakdancing, and a bunch of other stuff.

Isn't it Petoria?

"Dad, that man says I can't go to school."

"Him and what army?"

"The US Army."

"Oooh. That's a good army."

Matt

[Raven_Writer]

Originally Posted by Matt Leese

Isn't it Petoria?...

Thanks for correcting me.

"Your name is now Christabell." - Chris' "manager" when Chris goes to become a big artist.

[Alex Pelan]

Stewie: I've got a present in my diaper and I'll give you a hint: It's not a toaster
^Not in quotes because I don't know the exact one.

My favorite Quagmire quotes come from the episode when they lose their bar in the fire, from when they go to the purple bar. If you've seen them, you know what I'm talking about, and why I can't post them here.

[flowerpower]

Oh quagmeyer you are the hight of just too muchery- clevland

gigity gigity gigity- quagmeyer

[Mike Ciance]

Peter: "A boat's a boat, but the Mystery Box could be anything! It could even be a boat!"

Stewie: "You! Get me some warm milk. You two! Fight to the death!"

Peter: "Hehe, you said 'nuclear'. It's 'nucular', the 's' is silent!"

Stewie: "Mother, you cook so slowly that you don't need an egg timer, you need an egg calendar! ...Oh yes ...I went there!"

Death: "Hi, I'm looking for Peter Griffin."
Peter: "Um... (holds out lamp) This is Peter Griffin."

Meg: "We were just holding hands!"
Grandfather: "Well it'll be hard for him to take your hand when the Lord strikes your sinful heart with leoparcy!"

Stewie: "Omnipotence - got to get me some of that."

Peter: "I'm going on a hunger strike. ... You gonna eat that stapler?"

Meg: "It's hard being a single teenage mother, especially when your baby's addicted to crack."