Family Guy Phrases

[Raven_Writer]

Originally Posted by Greg Needel

"is this really the blood of christ?
"yes"

"man that guy must have been wasted 24-7"

lol.

I believe that episode was on about 2-3 days ago.

This isn't a quote per-say, but a parody. "Can't Touch Me" in the Petopia episode where he does breakdancing, and a bunch of other stuff.

[Matt Leese]

Originally Posted by Raven_Writer

lol.

I believe that episode was on about 2-3 days ago.

This isn't a quote per-say, but a parody. "Can't Touch Me" in the Petopia episode where he does breakdancing, and a bunch of other stuff.

Isn't it Petoria?

"Dad, that man says I can't go to school."

"Him and what army?"

"The US Army."

"Oooh. That's a good army."

Matt

[Raven_Writer]

Originally Posted by Matt Leese

Isn't it Petoria?...

Thanks for correcting me.

"Your name is now Christabell." - Chris' "manager" when Chris goes to become a big artist.

[Alex Pelan]

Stewie: I've got a present in my diaper and I'll give you a hint: It's not a toaster
^Not in quotes because I don't know the exact one.

My favorite Quagmire quotes come from the episode when they lose their bar in the fire, from when they go to the purple bar. If you've seen them, you know what I'm talking about, and why I can't post them here.

[Raven_Writer]

Originally Posted by Alex Pelan

Stewie: I've got a present in my diaper and I'll give you a hint: It's not a toaster

Stewie: "I come bearing a gift for you. I'll give you a hint...it's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster."

(( just to give the quote ))

Stewie: "How dare you fill my head with such lonesome(?) propaganda"

** yes, I think Stewie is one of the coolest characters on the show **

[Pat McCarthy]

Peter: UH OH!

[Alex Salomonsky]

The episode of the Drunken Clam taken over by the British has great quotes:

Peter: Wait a minute, something's different
( sees British flags and British People everywhere)
Bartender: Evening gents, how bout a nice warm lager
Randon Guy: and help yourself to a package of crisps, or a ready nice plum pudding
Peter: HOLY CRAP, It's a gay bar.

Nigel: I'm afraid I'm the bastard who bought your bar, bit of an aqward (sp)moment really.
Peter:Aqward moment, i'll give you an aqward moment, one time during sex i called Lois, Frank, your move Sherlock.

Of course the Quagmire asking if the girls have you know.

[GateRunner]

A good (and bad) one was, not so much one line, but the flashback to when Death was in High School, the contents of which shouldn't really be clarified here....but still funny :-p

[flowerpower]

Oh quagmeyer you are the hight of just too muchery- clevland

gigity gigity gigity- quagmeyer

[evulish]

It's a bit too late for me to remember any good Family Guy moments. I can tell you that Raven_Writer's first quote was actually from Full Metal Jacket. I love it when Stewie breaks into a song ("I'm the greatest captain of the king's navy..." or something like that) I pretty much fall asleep watching Family Guy every night. It's great. New eps next year!!