Aqua Teen Phrases

[Koko Ed]

Inignot [flipping the bird] I hope he can see this 'cause I'm doing it as hard as I can.
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Witch Doctor: Now, repeat after me. I Am...
Carl , Frylock , Meatwad : I Am...
Witch Doctor: Sofa King...
Carl , Frylock , Meatwad : Sofa King...
Witch Doctor: We Todd Ed.
Carl , Frylock , Meatwad : We Todd Ed.
Witch Doctor: Now say it again, faster.
Carl , Frylock , Meatwad : I Am Sofa King We Todd Ed.
Witch Doctor: Hahahaha! You said a very funny thing.

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Inignot : [the Mooninites have broken into Carl's house] We are here for your pornography.
Err : So hand over those magazines!
Carl : Oh, I got some magazines for ya all right. They're filled with hollow points!
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Oglethorpe : Imprison him within the laser rings!
[Spinning laser rings drop from the ceiling and encircle Master Shake]
Oglethorpe : You shall never move from that spot again, unless you like being cut in half!
[Master Shake steps through the rings and answers the phone]
Master Shake : [into phone] Y'ello.
Oglethorpe : The laser rings! They do nothing!
Master Shake : Look brother, these ain't nothing but disco lights.
Emory : But the installer said that they were prison laser rings.
Oglethorpe : Do not listen to him, for he is a witch!
Master Shake : Look fellas, I gotta go.
Oglethorpe : Oh, and leave before you take over our minds with some spell, witch?

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Emory : What should we do with the prisoner?
Oglethorpe : We shall ask the great Orbnauticus!
[a mirrored disco ball decends from the ceiling]
Oglethorpe : Orbnauticus, we seek wisdom. To what evil purpose shall we put our slave to use?
[no answer]
Emory : Maybe he's just sleeping...
Oglethorpe : SILENCE! Do not insult Orbnauticus, or you will be damned forever to the Forbidden Zone!
Emory : Well, maybe we should call the installer. I mean, he's the same guy that did the laser rings.