CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #13

[Billfred]

My goodness...all these posts! (opens up another Diet Pepsi)

I suppose you'd be interested in this...first place would be:

Originally Posted by Greg Needel

"introducing the brandon martus hair loss formula*, changes you from baldness to flowing locks in only seconds, just look at this before and after of the inventor


*side effects may include: shrinking, sex changes and changing of clothes"

Second place, if for no other reason than the oddness factor, would go to...

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

"Look what I paid $1000 for on Ebay - a life-size Brandon Martus cardboard cutout!!!! HE'S ALL MINE NOW MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! Eat your heart out, Amanda Morrison!"

Honorable mentions:
Dorienne Plait
Amanda Morrison
JosephM
GateRunner
MissInformation
Denman
DCA Fan
Jay H 237
Jessica Boucher
Jack Jones
dlavery
greencactus3

And the burn award, while not much of a burn, goes to...

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

These identical twins sued the Sports Medicine Center when its experiment to show that "Hair + Height = Constant" went horribly wrong, even though the data did support the hypothesis.

Fwahaahaa. So, the new scores to tide you over for the day or two until I post the new one...

 greencactus3: 44
 MissInformation: 33
 dlavery: 29
 Michelle 236: 26
 Jeff Waegelin: 25
 Greg Needel: 24
 Gary Dillard: 23
 "Big Mike": 21
 DCA Fan: 19
 EddieMcD: 18
 JVN: 18
 Mike Ciance: 17
 Andy Baker: 17
 Elgin Clock: 17
 Brandon Martus: 15
 Jay H 237: 14
 T. Hoffman: 12
 Amanda Morrison: 11
 Lil' Lavery: 11
 Dorienne Plait: 10
 Tom Schindler: 9
 Astronouth7303: 8
 BCahn836: 8
 GateRunner: 8
 JosephM: 8
 Vivelation: 7
 Aignam: 6
 Matt Attallah: 6
 Shyra1353: 6
 RogerR: 5
 Corey Balint: 4
 Eugenia Gabrielov: 4
 George1083: 4
 Jessica Boucher: 4
 Ken Patton: 4
 Meli W.: 4
 ZACH P.: 4
 Andrew Rudolph: 3
 Ben Lauer: 3
 David Kelly: 3
 Denman: 2
 DJ Fluck: 2
 ECarlson: 2
 Jack Jones: 2
 Joe Ross: 2
 Kyle45: 2
 Aaron Lussier: 1
 Coco The Monkey: 1
 Collin Fultz: 1
 DanielBCR: 1
 ElfMaster: 1
 Katie Reynolds: 1
 sanddrag: 1