RED SOX FOR TEH WIN!!!

[Ryan Albright]

This story will be passed on by us to our grandkids
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"Grandpap, tell me again about Damon's Curse."
"Well, 86 years ago, their was an evil selfish prig who thot he could buy a World Series whenever he wanted."
"We know better, don't we papi."
"Yes grandson, the poor devil didn't know anything about baseball and he sold his soul to the devil and old washed up pitchers. The God blessed Red Sox took a lesson from the Good Book about faith and heart, even tho they were down 3-0 and only the truly faithful and a handful of sauced customers from Cheers believed it could still be done. They started the Comeback as the evil empire started the Choke. They rolled up their sleeves and went to work with courage and teamwork and Papi's clutch bat."
" But why haven't the Yankees won anything in the last eighty years,papi?"
"Well, God chose a curiously wellhaired young player...
"Damon" squealed his grandson with delight.
"Yes, grandson, God chose Damon as His instrument of punishment on the evil empire and ever since then all the ladies of New York have thick facial hair and their baseball team has endured the Curse."
With that Grandma entered with milk and cookies and said,"You two aren't rehearsing the curse of ARod again are you?"

God bless the Red Sox!!!!!!!!!!!

[Matt Attallah]

Pfft.

All Overrated.

Detroit Tigers all the way next year...

GO SOX!!

[Joe Matt]

As an Indians fan, anyone who kills the Yankees gets my vote!

GO SOX!