CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17

[Kyle Love]

who's cTeks? really I want to know!

[Dorienne]

*plays a little 6 year old child who loves to touch things* oooooh!!! what does this robot dooo???

[Rich Wong]

"Sir…. or Madam…. Robot? You have to come down to the station with us for operating a motorized vehicle, that would be yourself, with out a license, performing robotic tricks without a permit, and refusing to show any identification. You can come quietly or do I have to cuff you? "


(OMG- Is that who I think is seating in the background munching on fries!!! )

[MissInformation]

Every year the inspections get harder and harder...

[Jay H 237]

"If you don't move this robot out of the fire lane I'm gonna have to ticket you."

[Travis Hoffman]

"Excuse me, robot citizen. This Chick-fil-A is currently under investigation for using poorly-maintained robot workers to prepare and cook their food. That gentleman and that boy over there just found some setscrews in their popcorn chicken. YOU wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you, sir?"

Moments later...

"Oh, so you won't talk, eh? OK, buddy, up against the wall! Let me see what's in your (s)p(r)ockets!"

[Bcahn836]

Um where is your turn signals and brake lights? I wrote a ticket to your segway cousin last week for the same thing.

[Jack Jones]

Election fraud is plaguing the polls, as evidenced here by the security guard double-checking a “registered democrat.” The man in the background was removed from the line after being told that his eating a burger and fries did not prove that his name was Bill Clinton; nor did they believe his claim that the redhead seated next to him was registered and had voted for him eight years ago.

[dlavery]

"Sir, I pulled you over because I clocked you doing 15fps in a 10fps zone. I need to see your license, registration, and competition inspection form. I also see this is your third violation. You should know that, if found guilty, you face up to 90 days incarceration in the county scrap heap..."


-dave

[DCA Fan]

Sir, I'm not going to ask you again, put your arm up and back slowly towards me....

[Michelle 236]

"Where do the donuts come out?"

[GateRunner]

It seemed like such a good idea in theory, but when put into application, many officers found that "RoboCop" did not live up to the movie's standards...

[Bcahn836]

Hey?? When does our precinct get one of these?

[tkwetzel]

Sir (referring to Dave), please have a seat over there while I search your vehicle.