CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17

[Jay H 237]

"If you don't move this robot out of the fire lane I'm gonna have to ticket you."

[Travis Hoffman]

"Excuse me, robot citizen. This Chick-fil-A is currently under investigation for using poorly-maintained robot workers to prepare and cook their food. That gentleman and that boy over there just found some setscrews in their popcorn chicken. YOU wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you, sir?"

Moments later...

"Oh, so you won't talk, eh? OK, buddy, up against the wall! Let me see what's in your (s)p(r)ockets!"

[Bcahn836]

Um where is your turn signals and brake lights? I wrote a ticket to your segway cousin last week for the same thing.

[Jack Jones]

Election fraud is plaguing the polls, as evidenced here by the security guard double-checking a “registered democrat.” The man in the background was removed from the line after being told that his eating a burger and fries did not prove that his name was Bill Clinton; nor did they believe his claim that the redhead seated next to him was registered and had voted for him eight years ago.

[dlavery]

"Sir, I pulled you over because I clocked you doing 15fps in a 10fps zone. I need to see your license, registration, and competition inspection form. I also see this is your third violation. You should know that, if found guilty, you face up to 90 days incarceration in the county scrap heap..."


-dave

[DCA Fan]

Sir, I'm not going to ask you again, put your arm up and back slowly towards me....

[Michelle 236]

"Where do the donuts come out?"

[GateRunner]

It seemed like such a good idea in theory, but when put into application, many officers found that "RoboCop" did not live up to the movie's standards...

[Bcahn836]

Hey?? When does our precinct get one of these?

[tkwetzel]

Sir (referring to Dave), please have a seat over there while I search your vehicle.

[tkwetzel]

Lose the last one I submitted...

"I don't care who you are!...You will have to sit over there until I am done inspecting your vehicle."

[Mike Schroeder]

Dave Lavery's previous attempts to use a cardboard box to get through a drive thru had failed this time he tried to use a first robot... dave had to sit in the corner and the robot got off with a stern talking to

[Andy Baker]

I had a hard enough time pulling anyone over when riding that silly Segway... now, I gotta ride this?

[Elgin Clock]

Reuters - October 2002

Attempting to cash in on the 20 year anniversary of their most successful movie of all time (not really), Paramount is proud to present their latest movie "An Officer And A Robot". A tale of law enforcement, technology, and the struggle for the two to coexist peacefully.

[Mike Ciance]

"STOP!!! ...in the name of love!"