CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #17

[VGMasterShadow]

I take it that bronze rims are a federal offense in FIRST.

[Kyle Love]

"SAY WHAT! Batteries only last 2 minutes!!!!!!! "

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

And Dave yells from a distance...

"Say, Robot! You mackin' on my girl?"

[EddieMcD]

"A look through evolution:

In the beginning there was man, and for a time it was good. But humanity's so-called `civil societies' soon fell victim to vanity and corruption. Then man made the machine..."

[Greg Needel]

"The fire marshal is conducting a new investigation on the origins of magic smoke"

[Billfred]

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I dream of edit capabilities in the games forum.

Meanwhile, I suppose it's time to judge this here contest. First place goes to...

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

<playing in the background.....bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do...... >

I have a metallic male, 130 pounds, about 60 inches tall, says he's been hanging around bars. What? Oh, hanging on the bar. And Dave is his pimp. What? Oh, Dave says it's pimp. And he says he kidnapped JVN.

Yeah, another candidate for the Andy Baker ward. I'll bring him in.

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by MissInformation

Every year the inspections get harder and harder...

Honorable mentions:
Dorienne Plait
Rich Wong
Jay H 237
dlavery
DCA Fan
Michelle 236
GateRunner
Bcahn836
tkwetzel
Jack Jones
Andy Baker
JVN
T. Hoffman
Eugenia Gabrielov (who appears determined to introduce "mackin'" into the CD vernacular)
Greg Needel
Mike Ciance

And, of course, the burn award...

Originally Posted by Big Mike

Dave Lavery's previous attempts to use a cardboard box to get through a drive thru had failed this time he tried to use a first robot... dave had to sit in the corner and the robot got off with a stern talking to

Which means the scores are now...

 MissInformation: 52
 greencactus3: 50
 Gary Dillard: 40
 Michelle 236: 38
 dlavery: 37
 JVN: 34
 Greg Needel: 30
 T. Hoffman: 29
 "Big Mike": 27
 DCA Fan: 26
 EddieMcD: 26
 Jeff Waegelin: 25
 Andy Baker: 21
 Dorienne Plait: 21
 Elgin Clock: 21
 Jay H 237: 21
 Amanda Morrison: 18
 Mike Ciance: 17
 GateRunner: 16
 Brandon Martus: 15
 JosephM: 14
 BCahn836: 14
 Lil' Lavery: 11
 Matt Attallah: 9
 Shyra1353: 9
 Tom Schindler: 9
 Astronouth7303: 9
 Aignam: 7
 Rich Wong: 7
 Vivelation: 7
 Eugenia Gabrielov: 6
 Jack Jones: 6
 tkwetzel: 6
 ZACH P.: 6
 RogerR: 5
 Corey Balint: 4
 George1083: 4
 Jessica Boucher: 4
 Ken Patton: 4
 Kyle45: 4
 Meli W.: 4
 VGMasterShadow: 4
 wetzel: 4
 Andrew Rudolph: 3
 Ben Lauer: 3
 David Kelly: 3
 DanielBCR: 3
 Denman: 2
 DJ Fluck: 2
 ECarlson: 2
 Joe Ross: 2
 karinka13: 2
 Aaron Lussier: 1
 Coco The Monkey: 1
 Collin Fultz: 1
 CourtneyB: 1
 DanielBCR: 1
 ElfMaster: 1
 JakeGallagher: 1
 Katie Reynolds: 1
 sanddrag: 1

Until Sunday, when I'll be done with sleep and Saturday and two straight hours of 80s ska...

(c'mon, a guy has to get his plugs in somehow...)

[Gary Dillard]

Now can someone tell me if I'm mackin' this contest, or if I'm mackin' on it, or if it's mackin' on me, or should I be mackin' something else, or someone else, or am I just too old to be mackin'

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

I would say, that since you have so many points for your captions, that you are most definitly "Mackin' on this contest". However, if you wish for this contest to be "mackin' on you" that's a really interesting thing to consider. You could be mackin' on something else, but this is CD and mackin' on CD is fun. One is never too old to be mackin' providing the put the appropriate amount of effort into the said action.